-simpsons intro: Skinner-I've got your school grant right here! Lisa - Principal Skinner, that's just stealing! Skinner-Pfft, welcome to Dick Cheney's America. end the intro- Well hello new soul Can I help you out at all Let me empty your cash fold Shut up bitch youll do what your told Well take your money without a second thought Well fill you with despair-ica Well take your rights for which youve hardly fought Welcome to Dick Cheney's America We got the right of the majority The rich majority, the politicians Our wallets being our only priority Massive money mongering missions Well take your money without a second thought Well fill you with despair-ica Well take your rights for which youve hardly fought Welcome to Dick Cheney's America Rob you blind before your eyes Shut your mouth or lose your life Take everything that you prize The cops are our puppets and our knife Well take your money without a second thought Well fill you with despair-ica Well take your rights for which youve hardly fought Welcome to Dick Cheney's America We hope you like it here Well have your soul in shackles We hope you live in fear Enjoy the sound of soulless cackles Welcome to Dick Cheney's America Please enjoy your stay You can never leave