(verse 1)
Hes a small guy 
A metal kid
Stands at 5' 4
But the girls want more

(verse 1)
How old is he?
18, looks 10
All the preteen chicks
Wanna see him again

(verse 2)
An unwilling Romeo
for the under thirteen crowd
A flock of midgets
Always follow him around

(verse 1)
Its pretty funny
In a twisted way
But I guess it's good
It proves he's not gay

(verse 1)
Hes kinda racist
Worlds smalles bigot
But those girls dont care
They enamored with'is hair

(verse 2)
And all the little girlies love him
All the little chickies dig him
All the chunkey kiddies need him
But he doesnt want anything to do...with them!

Verse 1
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g6-6-6--6---4-4-4----------
d6-6-6--6---4-4-4-4--------
b4-4-4--6---2-2-2-4--------
E-----------------2--------

Verse 2
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g-----------4~~~~~4~~~~~---
d4~~~~~6~~~~4~~~~~4~~~~~---
b4~~~~~6~~~~4~~~~~2~~~~~---
E2~~~~~4~~~~---------------