Creative Writing A fun little idea...

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  1. JEDI_X

    JEDI_X New Member

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    But he/she/it tackled me to the ground, yelling with glee, "Got ya!"
     
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  2. *Fabee*

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    At another location, an elderly man was watching the screen with a gloomy expression upon his face. He turns to his assistance saying "These two have to get along(pointing at the screen), Unfortunaly ______ is immature and ___________ does not respect him. This is a disaster. How on earth would they get along on their new mission?"


    (someone think of a name for the two characters)
     
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  3. DrunkLeprachaun

    DrunkLeprachaun Tetsu Oushi

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    The other man just stood there silently. Then, suddenly, and witout warning, He started cackling like a madman. "HAHAHAHAHAGHAHAHAHAHA"
     
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  4. Hikaru

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    "What?", snapped the elderly man to his wildly unstoppable apprentice.
     
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  5. Meaikoh

    Meaikoh See you later, Moderator

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    "I said nothing!", said the old man and then giggled insanely to himself after sending his unstoppable apprentice away.
    "Soon we shall see!", said he.
     
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  6. Hikaru

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    Meanwhile, the two __________ (still dunno what) were shouting their heads off at each other.
     
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  7. Meridian

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    "Haha, you are now immobilised with the pointy end of my wand in your bellybutton, one wrong move and I'll tickle! Know now that my name is Myak El Bolt-On, and my friends here are the Mooning Crew!", he cried maniacally.
     
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  8. DrunkLeprachaun

    DrunkLeprachaun Tetsu Oushi

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    "You're the Mooning Crew?!?!!" cried Chuck with a look of fear and horror in his face. "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he also cried.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he continued. "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
     
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  9. KaMeKaZi

    KaMeKaZi Insanity$%#

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    "That Does it" He Said.. " ill Have no more of this.." He Went straight to the airport and got on the first plane to ant-artica!
     
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  10. Hikaru

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    Myak El Bolt-On scratched his head and shrugged.

    "Don't know where HE's off to..."
     
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  11. Meridian

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    The elderly man tutted and sucked his teeth as he watched Chuck depart, "Ah well, it's a good job I made so many contingency plans", then he pressed a small red button which opened a panel on his console, under which was a very large pink button surrounded with lots of neon chevrons and flashing lights, and, laughing like a megalomaniac on election day, he hit it.
     
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  12. Izzy

    Izzy moo. moo. moo!
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    The hill nearby opened up to reveal a large missle bunker full of ground-to-air missles. The old man turns to a TV screen that curiously plays Barney in New York and hits the little red button marked, "EMERJENSIE". The TV blinks (literally) and the picture changes to that of a black leather chair turned around to hide the person from view.
     
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  13. DrunkLeprachaun

    DrunkLeprachaun Tetsu Oushi

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    "How are you doing? What is the meaning of this interup- Wait, the lights are off. Just a... second... there. Much better! Heyo, my nice friend. You are over there, and I am over here. Heyo!" said the dude on the monitor, unashamed of his french accent.
    "Yeah, hi dwayne." said the elderly man impatiently.
     
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  14. Hikaru

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    "So...what's on your mind?" the weird French-accented guy asked casually.
    The elderly man cleared his throat.
     
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  15. Meaikoh

    Meaikoh See you later, Moderator

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    "I think I need to buy some more pudding for the cannons and my apprentice just can't handle it anymore!", he cried, drama-queen-ishly
     
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  16. Hikaru

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    "Ah, such little complicities you bother me with..." dwayne said, with a flourish of his hand. He snapped his fingers and from the shadows at the very edge of the screen emerged...
     
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  17. Bloodberry

    Bloodberry Bloody Berry
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    a mutant landshark! dressed up in a red pin-striped uniform.
    "candygram."

    <ok ok, *^-^* i have to put soemthing...i started this!>
     
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  18. DrunkLeprachaun

    DrunkLeprachaun Tetsu Oushi

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    Story far too wierd for words.

    Meanwhile, on the other side of the world a train was leaving a station. Also somewhere else, a plane was leaving an airport. And somewhere else again, a boat was leaving the dock. Little did the passengers on each know what was to befall them all...
     
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  19. Meaikoh

    Meaikoh See you later, Moderator

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    truly too weird for words

    The sky darkened on all the modes of transportation and it began to rain cheese.
     
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  20. KaMeKaZi

    KaMeKaZi Insanity$%#

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    With a sky Full of falling cheese the rat and mouse population grew 100 fold!
     
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