Creative Writing A fun little idea...

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  1. Izzy

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    With this unfortunate dilemma, the world took to trying to eat all the cheese to clear the streets and unclog the waterway, allowing the mutant landshark to silently pick off its victims with it's deadly...
     
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    MOONBEAM EYES!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~
     
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  3. DrunkLeprachaun

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    Meanwhile...

    Chuck was getting off a plane in atlantic citym ready to do some gambling. "What's with all the cheese? And the rats and mice? And the giant killer land sharks eating everybody?" he thought to himself.
     
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    The landshark looked up from his feast, literally sweatdropped and said, "Eating everybody? Umm, no...I was just..." and beat a hasty retreat to the nearest subway station en route to Alaska, leaving behind a boggled Chuck.
     
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    Alright...who dared to make fun of Texas?!

    Unfortunately,the landshark had boarded a train operated by Amtrack,which promptly crashed in the mountains of Utah,wreckage strewn for miles around.
     
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    True to survival instincts, the landshark escaped unscathed. Bruised and well, bruised, he walked to New Atom city where he met people like him...the rowdy STREET SHARKS!
     
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    Myak El Bolt-On just got off a plane when he saw the landsharks. Suddenly, New Atom city lived up to it's name. An atomic bomb went off, but instead of killing the sharks and Myak El Bolt-On, it fused them into one super powerful being called Myak-Landshark!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
     
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    Sundenly his pager went off.. and a voice shouted.. *YOU MUST USE YOUR SECRET MEGA MECHA TO BATTLE THE MUTAN SHARK!*

    So he Yelled BOB TO ME!.. And a Giant Cyclops of a Mech Apeard out of thin air!
     
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    It turns out that the mecha's "giant" feature was its one eye...and therefore its head. Not able to keep balance, the giant head crushed Chuck.

    Minutes after prying himself free (and the myak-landshark sweatdropping) he kicks the cyclops and calls in his true mecha, "Kawaii Neko-chan! Ikuzo!"

    THX 1489372843.90 Sound effect: "Meeeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww"
     
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  10. Bloodberry

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    he cackled...
    "my giant..."cat" will destroy them all!!!"
    and began fiddling with it's remote on his watch.
     
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    With a Blinfing FlASH! everyone covered there eyes abd then looked up... WAY UP!... WAY WAY WAY! UP!

    the Moon Had collided with a gient piece of cheese and is not falling towards the earth!
     
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  12. DrunkLeprachaun

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    good old gigantor...

    Suddenly, that little wiener from Gigantor shows up to try and save the moon.
    Gigantor the space age robot, He's at, Your command,
    Bigger than big, taller than tall, Quicker than quick, Stonger than strong, Ready to fight for what's right, against wrong.
     
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    TO LATE!!!!!!!!!!

    The moon Collides with the earth spliting the planet into.!

    This Will make flying to japan A lot harder!
     
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    Then I heard a voice calling me. "Cherry..." said Lime. "Are you daydreaming again?"

    "Oh, sorry Lime..."
    "Come on, let's go", said Otaru.
     
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