Languages and Culture A translation please?

Um... I was wondering if anyone would be able to translate a few pages of Japanese into English for me.

I understand that people are now going to post here and tell me that I'm lazy and should learn Japanese (hey! I am...) but I'd really just like to know what it means now. I can only read a little bit of it. >___< Yes. I am lazy.

But.. please... if anyone has some free time or wants to practise their Japanese/English and wouldn't mind helping me out, please tell me. ^__^ I'll email you the pages.

Thank everyone. ^^o *hugs*