Creative Writing Aunt Floe

My weirdness prevails. My EMO-less poem

Aunt Floe

The most hated of all relatives
Her stay is always unwelcome
Never calls before she stays
She comes at any given time
Her visits are once a month
Lasting any number of days

She destroys your cloths
When you are unprepared
You need to throw them away
Nothing can every get her stains out

Aunt Floe brings pain
Her cooking
Makes your stomach ache
You also get gas
Bloating is also a case
Lucky for you
They make an Anti-Aunt Floe pill

Aunt Floe effects emotions
Her visits
Make you angry
Her constant cooking
Makes you irritability
She also affects your appetite

She changes you physically
Her being there
Makes you depressed
And even tired
Anxiety attacks are her specialty

Nothing can avoid Aunt Floe
People have tried
But she still comes
Their failures
Makes her stays even longer

So next time
Don’t bother to change your locks
Or move
She will find you anyway
Just grin and bare it
Nothing can stop her from visiting
She is after all the dread Aunt Floe