Inu-Yasha Game: You'd never hear...

I didn't read all the ones here yet, so sorry if theres a repeat!

Shessy: BROTHER! Ive missed you so much! Ive been thinking, I sorta wish I was a half-demon too...

Shessy: MOVE RIN *kicks*

Very sexy woman: Um excuse me, I have no place to stay tonight. Can I trouble to travel in your company?
Miroku: Uh one sec...
VSW: We could sleep together..
Miroku: Im taken.

Inuyasha: Naraku, can't we just be friends?

Miroku: Sorry im a masochist.

 

If I've posted a repeat, I've not seen any of the others and I've not read many of the books or watched the anime. But I still like it. ^_^

Inu: Will you marry me?
Kagome: Hell no!

Sorry that's its just one and I hope this doesn't happen T_T

I bet you'd love that ^_^

 

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Miroku: "You're a really nice girl, but let's just be friends, okay?":anime:

Inuyasha: "Can't we all just get along?"

Sesshomaru: "You know, I think the Tenseiga suits me just fine."

Rin: "I enjoy a good conversation from time to time."

 

Sango: Miroku, will you bare my child?
Miroku: HELL NO!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP!!

Sesshomaru:Inuyasha, I think i have been the worst brother in the world to you! Lets stop this fighting and have some brotherly love!
Inuyasha: YES!
*Hug each other*
Rin:HEY!! What about me! *kicks Sesshomaru* You traitor!

Kagome: Inuyasha i dont like you... im going with Koga.

Hope I didnt repeat...

 

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Shippo: Give me the jewel, or dog- boy gets two in the head!
Inuyasha: Save me, Kagome! WAAAAAHHHH!

Naraku: Now, I know, we've all had some rough times, & that's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.

Inuyasha: Forget this anime! I'm going to join the cast of Tokyo Mew Mew!

Sesshomaru [singing & dancing]: "~A friend is a friend, 'till the end of the end, that's forever!---~"

Jaken: Bow down, mutt!
Sesshomaru: Yes, master!

 

I do believe the only african american on this board..[i don't know] i am very close to and hears me talk like this all the time and has no problem so if it is offensive just let me know. even if it is a conversation i made up in my head i ripped from my lingo. it sorta jerry springer yet slash maury style.

Inuyasha: I am so tired of fighting you. I thought wez was nigs.
Seeeshie: Nawh man, i pull that junk out of your eye. I pulled the junk out and you go and steal that sword and cut off my arm. Betrayed me yo. That was messed up, man.
Inuyasha: I was young then dawg. You know how it is growing up..all kinds of confusion and ****. i'm sorry man, i want us to be homies like we used to be. that's what daddy would want. we used to go all around dis place cutting up all these haters.
Seeeshie: how could you do this to me? after all we been through and just tell me it was apart of you 'growing up' man. we almost the same age and i ain't pulled that **** on you.
inuyasha: i never had a dad man! you had him longer then i did. it messed up my bringin up. i ain't had no momma niether. it's hard raising yourself, yo. you get all messed up.
seeeeshie: that ain't no excuse. you just ungrateful. ungrateful that i got that **** out of your eye and changed your diapers when yah momma went and died. it was her fault anyway. just like it's yo fault when i pop your ass in a second.
[raises a gun]
inuyasha: nawh man. think about this first. we brothers. all them humans are out there trying to get us for being demons man aready. we shouldn't be killin each other.
seeeeshie: i'll never forgive you for lettin me down man. i needed a friend and you betrayed me bro. say your last words.
inuyasha: wanna hit this?
seeeeshie: hell why not.

[sits down and smokes together]
seeeeshie: oh yeah..what was we just doin man. oh that's right.
[bam]
seeeeshie: think a nigga done forgot. hah.

such a tragic ending.