Recreation Online Conversation's

Well, have you ever been talking talking to someone online and they didn't have a clue what you ment, or well they were just too dull to understand something?

Now, don't go and paste every conversation you have with people online just to post. This is just for those ones that stick out like a sore thumb. Maybe part of a convo you saved for laughs later.

( Also it would be good to maybe get the persons permission before you post anything they have said.. or at least change there name)

( /| Kaleob |\ ) Lets have hot ___ shall we? says:
I am sure your not that dull
"OTHER PERSON" says:
huh????
( /| Kaleob |\ ) Lets have hot ___ shall we? says:
omfg
"OTHER PERSON' says:
like im not boring?
( /| Kaleob |\ ) Lets have hot ___ shall we? says:
Dull in the head
( /| Kaleob |\ ) Lets have hot ___ shall we? says:
Not bright.
( /| Kaleob |\ ) Lets have hot ___ shall we? says:
Not the sharpest tool in the shed... ect
''OTHER PERSON" says:
oh im not bright? omg im so confused
( /| Kaleob |\ ) Lets have hot ___ shall we? says:
No.. I said your not that dull
''OTHER PERSON" says:
so i am bright
''OTHER PERSON" says:
ok got u lol
( /| Kaleob |\ ) Lets have hot ___ shall we? says:


There was more to the convo but he just couldn't understand....Sad sad boy.


( There shouldn't be like a 1,000,000 post in here from the same person each day.)

 

Lash: Instead of cute, why don't you use the word manly.
Lucky: Erm..It defeats the purpose.
Lash: How so? Manly VS cute. Manly wins anyday.
Lucky: Fine, cute=manly. Same either way it's put then. Just for you though.
Lash: ^.^
Lucky: Spencer, you're my knight in shining armor. I love you. <3 <3
Lash: I'm more like a goblin with a can of mace and a switch blade. I love you too.


Yeah, I love random convos. xD I don't get many anymore though.

 

This is a convo I JUST had..It was funny and she didn't know what I meant.

Tiffany Henry: Would you like to be my *****?
Jessica Farren: how many times have i said no tonight/
Tiffany Henry: I dunno..mabye twice?
Jessica Farren: what are u doing this tuesday night? wenseday is the big day
Tiffany Henry: Probaly sitting around with Andrew Sawyer, POSSIBLY doing someone...
Jessica Farren: who/?
Tiffany Henry: YOUZ!!!
Jessica Farren:......lovely tiff......

My friends just <3 my humor!

 

Something I said to Kara while I was watching Amityville Horror. Just popped out and I went with it. I still don't know how to gauge her reaction, all she said was "Lol". There was more too it, this is just what I remember.

Gatsuuga Kiba: Gotta feel sorry for teens in horror movies
Gatsuuga Kiba: Always get caught in the middle of having sex
Gatsuuga Kiba: That's why you and me? We're not buying any damn haunted house and sure as Hell aren't getting involved with some child-abusing sadist who our parents burned alive.
Gatsuuga Kiba: And you'll be in for it if I find out you're using your powers to talk to dead people.
Gatsuuga Kiba: All those people are are trouble. I mean first you start seeing ghosts of the people that were killed in your house, and then you gotta find a shovel or jackhammer so you can dig around your house to find their dead body
Gatsuuga Kiba: It's just too much work, and then you have to deal with the person that actually killed them and really, it's just not worth it.

 

Dr.Cube: I think I like the idea of minions.
Jackpot: XD
Lucky: Minions?
Lucky: Like for what? Chores? Henchmen-ish activities.
Lash: You don't get any cube, do you?
Dr.Cube: -_- What are you, slow? XD
Lucky: T_T What? Me slow?? *cries*
Jackpot: *Hugs*
Lash: *Head butts Jackpot to get to Lucky.* Mine!
Lucky:
Lucky: Mew.
Jackpot: *falls over* X_x
Lash: YES! MINE!
Dr.Cube: >.>
Lucky: *quickly hides*
***Lash has left the chatroom.***
Jackpot: Ok, where did he go now?
***Doctor Robotnik enters the room.***
Doctor Robotnik: I got bored.
Lucky: Bt lash was such a cool name..>.>
Jackpot: Mmhmm.
Lucky: *u
Dr.Cube: You stole half my name you son of a *****! You're the worst of all the pions.
Lucky: Wait a minute, I am no pion. I prefer loyal servant..Or belly dancer with benefits. :]
***Lucky dances on the table for little money.***
***Jackpot spills his drink on her.***
***Doctor Robotnik left the chat room.***
***Fat Belly enters the room.***
Dr.Cube:
Dr.Cube: I blame the fact it's like 2 in the morning on you idiots.
Jackpot: It's 3:24 for me and Spencer and Kat.
Lucky: Yeah..it's later for us..Flippin' Texan. XD
***Dr.Cube Snaps his fingers like a ghetto hoochie.***
Dr.Cube: Nu uh, oh no you did not. Nu uh uh! *more snapping*
Lucky: @_@
***Fat Belly starts dancing, but falls off the stage onto Cube.***
Dr.Cube: AHHH! Fatty got me!
Lucky: Well, next time you tease me and say I'm fat, remember.. I never fell on you.
Fat Belly: I'm not fat. T_T
Jackpot: No, ofcourse not. The name FAT Belly doesn't make any implications to such a thing.
Lucky: *hugs Jackpot* Mew.
Jackpot: *Clings*
***Dr.Cube takes out his industrial strength fire hose and sprays the couple.***
Dr.Cube: Bad minions! No breeding!
Lucky: ^_^
Jackpot: XD
Fat Belly: She's mine anyway.


[It's gotten to the point we stay up all night on these stupid chats. Ugh. XD]

 

Lucky: Camels.
Lash: What?
Lucky: You know.. The other day you asked me about my favorite animal. I didn't say. So, it's a camel.
Lash: That was like a week and a half ago.
Lucky: Really? I don't think so..
Lash: I got it logged. It was.
Lucky: Damn, I'm lost. *Runs to look at her logged msn* Hmm..I see.
Lash: So?
Lash: You owe me tons of hugs.
Lash: Like more then I could tell you online.
Lash: I need to show you with my arms length. Like...
Lash: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this much.
Lucky: Kiddo, you get tons of hugs. You're so cute when you act like you don't get love already. ^^
Lash: Manly. Not cute. It's very MANLY of me to act like I am unloved.
Lucky: Nah, I meant cute.
Lash:
Lash: You crazy woman!
Lucky: *shrugs* Ce la vie.
Lash: Is that even how you spell it?
Lucky: Maybe..Why don't you just trust your trusty log? Hm??
Lash: I just might.
Lash: I just might..

 

Jessica F.: hm....so u still can't come 2 the 4th of July down at the park tonight??
Tiffany Henry: most likely I am.
Jessica F.: well that's good..i hope 2 c u there....^_^
Tiffany Henry: i'll be stoned.
Tiffany Henry: and carrying a camera
Jessica F.: y would u carry a camera??? lol
Tiffany Henry: umm
Tiffany Henry: to get pictures of everyone!
Tiffany Henry: ^.^
Jessica F.: o lol yea i'll have mine 2..that way i can take pix w/ u & the rest of my friends that r there
Tiffany Henry: yep
Tiffany Henry: and I can make a list of all the people who want to **** me
Tiffany Henry: then in the morning I can look at it and laugh my ass off.
Jessica F.: lol what r u gonna do?? go around & ask everyone if they want 2 **** u??
Tiffany Henry: yep
Jessica F.: well aint that just nice of u lol
Jessica F.: u'll b getting their hope up 4 nothing
Tiffany Henry: lol
Jessica F: I luv u tiff!

 

Convo one: Idiots and my method of taking care of the males.
Carson_owns_you: anyone ever tell you that your gorgeous
Lucky: Um..No. They have never said I was 'gorgeous'.
Lucky: I get hot alot though. Usually from middle class, over weight men who want my cyber ass.
Carson_owns_you: what if i said i was one?
Lucky: I'd say welcome to the club. If you'd like to join the circle jerk, tickets are sold in the main lobby.
Carson_owns_you: burn
Lucky: Nah, well done.
Carson_owns_you: youre weird and im gonna block you
Lucky: Yeah, well you're mundane and your mother never moaned nearly loud enough to satisfy me. =)
***Got blocked***

Convo two: This girl doesn't know when to stop..

Lucky: Why'd you im me?
NiceGirl21: i like you alot
Lucky: I'm a girl. Sorry.
NiceGirl21: i know i am too.
Lucky: ...
Lucky: I don't think you are listening. I am female, I have a vagina and I am sure as hell not attracted to you.
NiceGirl21: why not? cuz i can make it wotrh your tiem
NiceGirl21: time*
Lucky: Oh really? Well in that case, No.
NiceGirl21: please i promise im good at it.
Lucky: At what? Washing dishes? Look *****, make me a sandwich and clean my room then maybe I'll think about letting you strap me down to the bed posts and having your way with me.
NiceGirl21: strap you down? you into that type of thing
Lucky: Oh yeah..Infact, I just want to make new orafices all over your body so I have more bleeding holes to violate. I want to wear your skin around my house and call myself a pretty pretty princess. I want to make love to your face with a boxcutter, and burn all the flesh that falls from it onto the floor. I bet you taste good..Bleeding that is.
NiceGirl21: your ****ing werd
NiceGirl21: cya

***blocked once more***

 

ace_of_dmnds: >.>
Lucky: Well, heya. ^^
ace_of_dmnds: i feel so stalkerish
Lucky: Lol, why?
ace_of_dmnds: cause i saw you were online on myspace
ace_of_dmnds: and then...went onto yahoo, i never use yahoo
ace_of_dmnds: just to see if you were online
ace_of_dmnds: *clings*
ace_of_dmnds: XD

People love me. It's fact.

 

This is going on in the Naruto Arena mIRC channel. Will probably be updated. (I'm Magoichi, by the way)

<Magoichi> Am I the only one that frowns and feels as if a small part himself dies inside everytime you lose you see in big, bold black letters like they're the grim reaper coming to take your soul forming into the words "YOU LOSE!"?
<[kinker]> I hate that too
<[kinker]> lol
<[Akatsuki]Kisame> this game is getting on my nerves
<[kinker]> so much
<Magoichi> It makes me cry.
<Magoichi> I actually CRY.
<Magoichi> Because it SCARES me.
<[kinker]> I wish it could be like..."YOU TRIED YOUR BEST"
<Magoichi> It's like staring into the depths of empty eye sockets of an alabaster skull of the spirit of Death himself.
<[Akatsuki]Kisame> lol
<Magoichi> Like staring into and endless abyss that can only be described in a Linkin Park song used for at least thirty five Sasuke AMVs.
<[Akatsuki]Kisame> wow magoichi u got a way with words............. LOL
<[kinker]> what about when you get the "YOU WIN"
<Magoichi> I still cry.
<[kinker]> lol
<Magoichi> Because whenever I win, it's only because the other person probably got disconnected.
<[kinker]> with happiness?
<[Akatsuki]Kisame> ugh "YOU PWNED THAT SUCKA"
<[kinker]> hmm...I see, not as satisfying
<Magoichi> Not at all.
<Magoichi> My soul and feeling is like a combination of a Cure album and a Tim Burton movie.
<[kinker]> lol...depressing and weir
<[kinker]> weird?*
<[Akatsuki]oreacharound> mine is porn and beer
<Magoichi> I was thinking depressing and hot like Johnny Depp.
<Magoichi> But depressing and weird works, too.
<[kinker]> lol
<Magoichi> Because I look nothing like Johnny Depp.
<[kinker]> huh?
<Magoichi> I wish I did, but...
<[kinker]> porn and beer...interesting combination
<Magoichi> Alas, we work with the tools god gave us.
<Magoichi> And my tool is a shovel.
<Magoichi> Because it looks like someone took that shovel and beat me in the face.
<Magoichi> Over... and over... and over again.
<[kinker]> you can go dig a hole and put your head in it, like an ostrich
<Magoichi> I could.
<Magoichi> I did that once.
<Magoichi> But I got my ass kicked by a gopher.

When I'm in mIRC I have a tendency of going on long rants like this that make no sense really and have no meaning behind them.

 

* Ryuvin has joined #naruto-arena
<Ryuvin> Hey.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> You sir!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Would you say that you are ugly?
<Ryuvin> mmm..no.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> YOU ARE VERY UGLY!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Here. Hold this.
* [Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag} gives Ryuvin a Red Stripe.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Look at you.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Red Stripe!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> It's beer!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> HOORAY BEER!
<Ryuvin> aww your making me giddy like a school girl.
* [Akatsuki]Uchiha-Saku has joined #naruto-arena
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> You sir! *pokes Saku*
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Would you say that you are ugly?
<[Akatsuki]Uchiha-Saku> Huh?
<[Akatsuki]Uchiha-Saku> yes
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> YOU ARE VERY UGLY!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Here. Hold this Red Stripe.
* [Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag} gives Saku a Red Stripe.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Look.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Red Stripe. It's beer!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> HOORAY BEER!
<[Akatsuki]Uchiha-Saku> hy[per much
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Says the beautiful man
* [Akatsuki]kinker has joined #naruto-arena
<[Akatsuki]kinker> anyone here?
<Ryuvin> Maybe.
<[Akatsuki]kinker> maybe?
<[Akatsuki]Uchiha-Saku> your gay tobi
<[Akatsuki]Uchiha-Saku> totally gay
<Ryuvin> Im fixing to go afk after this match anyways
<[Akatsuki]kinker> hmm..you must not be here then
<[Akatsuki]kinker> ....
* [Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag} pokes Kinker
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> You sir!
<[Akatsuki]kinker> ?
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Would you say that you are ugly?
<[Akatsuki]kinker> no
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> YOU ARE VERY UGLY!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Here.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Hold this Red Stripe.
* [Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag} hands kinker a Red Stripe.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Look.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Red Stripe. It's beer!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> HOORAY BEER!
<[Akatsuki]kinker> holy crap that scared me lol
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Says the beautiful man
<Ryuvin> lol he's did to everyone
<[Akatsuki]kinker> a fly just hit me in the face
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Best
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Commercial
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> EVER
* cool-boy has joined #Naruto-Arena
* ChanServ sets mode: +o cool-boy
<[Akatsuki]kinker> jesus...lol...that scared me
* cool-boy is now known as [Akatsuki]Raizen-1
* [Akatsuki]Uchiha-Saku has quit IRC (Quit: )
<[Akatsuki]kinker> I went to get some bugkiller...and missed a turn
<[Akatsuki]kinker> T.T
<Ryuvin> damn another loss..oh well i need to go wake up afk for a bit, cya
* Ryuvin is now known as Ryuvin|AfK|
* [Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag} pokes Raizen
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> You sir!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Would you say that you are ugly?
<[Akatsuki]Raizen-1> hey [Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> YOU ARE VERY UGLY!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Here. Hold this Red Stripe.
* [Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag} hands Raizen a Red Stripe.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Look. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Red Stripe. It's beer!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> HOORAY BEER!
<[Akatsuki]kinker> wtf...that wasnt a fly
<[Akatsuki]kinker> that was a bee
<[Akatsuki]kinker> son of a *****!
<[Akatsuki]Raizen-1> .........................
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Says the beautiful man
<[Akatsuki]kinker> that little ****er
<[Akatsuki]kinker> I'm gonna go burn it now
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> You do that, kinker
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> BURN IT DEAD
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> BURNINATE THAT *****
<[Akatsuki]kinker> MAUAHAHAHA
<[Akatsuki]kinker> I just lit the carpet on fire...a little bit
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> You freak
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> You're a ****ing freak.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> You freak.
* Jedo has joined #naruto-arena
<[Akatsuki]kinker> T.T
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> But a beautiful freak
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> You sir!
* [Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag} pokes Jedo
<[Akatsuki]kinker> lol omg
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Would you say you are ugly?
* Jedo drinks motor oil
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> YOU ARE VERY UGLY
<[Akatsuki]Raizen-1> hey Jedo
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Here. Hold this Red Stripe.
<Jedo> hey
* [Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag} hands Jedo a Red Stripe.
<Jedo> lol
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Look.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Red Stripe. It's beer!
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> HOORAY BEER!
* Jedo takes Red Stripe
* Jedo drinks Red Stripe
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Says the beautiful man.

Ohhh, I love that commercial.

 

My thoughts on fatties.

Chance: He said what?
Daedalus_Night: Err..I'm not going to tell you.
Chance: Oh **** that and tell me.
Daedalus_Night: he said you got all angry over him being around so he asked Michelle what you were like in bed.
Chance: I haven't dated Michelle in years. I was a wee n00blet when we met and dated. I rarely even talk to her.
Daedalus_Night: aparently you rock her.
Chance: What?
Daedalus_Night: She misses you and you rock her. Straight quote.
Chance: Eww.. it only happened a few times. =/
Daedalus_Night: I'd do her
Chance: Anyone you wouldn't do?
Daedalus_Night: Yeah, whats his nuts. Um, nick?
Chance: *gags* Oh, eww. You brought up chubs. Icky.
Daedalus_Night: you and your fatphobia.
Chance: They gross me out. >.<
Chance: Like, it just makes me wonder how they get so damn big.
Chance: Who the hell feeds them so much?
Daedalus_Night: ........
Chance: Oh..Sorry. You're not fat. You're pleasantly plump.
Daedalus_Night: Thanks..*****.
Chance: Hey, hold your tongue fatty, that's one lashing I'm not down for. Find a bullwhip and THEN we have a rodeo.
Daedalus_Night: Why is it always a joke with you? :[
Chance: Life is one big joke, you big man you. <3

 

I'm fat.

<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> I'm so tempted to make my new name "Tobito"
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> But then I'd sound like a ****ing tortilla chip..
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Someone would try to dip me in some salsa and cheese.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Then I'd rip off their arm, steal their Akatsuki ring and hide behind the cannibalistic walking Venus Fly Trap
<[kinkerfan]Twilight> Tobi you're scaring me
<[Akatsuki]Raizen-1> yeah
<[kinky]tweaky> man, I have cool hair
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> "MWUAHAHA! MY IMPENETRABLE WALL OF FLESH-EATING GOODNESS. ~YOU~ SHALL NOT... PASS!!!."
<[kinkerfan]Twilight> I want to break jedo streak =D
<[kinky]tweaky> if you saw me, you 'd be like "I like ur hair"
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> And then I'd beat that mofo down like a ****ing Balrog.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> But then we'd both fall off a crumbling bridge made by ****ty-*** dead dwarves.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> And we'd plummet to our deaths while beating each other up.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> But I'll come back as Tobi the White.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> And help destroy the One Ring.
<[kinky]tweaky> lol
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Which is really an Akatsuki ring.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> So I'll just keep it.
<[kinkerfan]Twilight>
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> And kill that little hairy-footed **** and his fat friend.
<[Akatsuki]Raizen-1> lol
<Ryuvin|AfK|> Fantastic
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Man, I should ****ing make MOVIES or something.
* Ryuvin|AfK| is now known as Ryuvin
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> I'd be... like... RICH... or like... GOD.
<[kinkerfan]Twilight>
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> I don't know which is better.
<[kinkerfan]Twilight> eh
<[kinkerfan]Twilight> Nevermind
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Rich people get all the chicks. And all the power. And all the recognition.
<[Akatsuki]Raizen-1> shut up [Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> And God... well... God gets wars, fanatical cults and criticizing best-selling novels written about him.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Okay, Raizen.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> I'm going to bed, good night.
<Ryuvin> having cults worship you must be awesome
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Yeah but like... not if they're like...
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> BAD cults.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Like the Kool-Aid drinking variety.
<Ryuvin> Like one or two members..yeah i agree that would be lame..
<[kinkerfan]Twilight> Tobi you like talking to youself?
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Well, duh.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> It's not like I talk to anyone else.
<[Akatsuki]Raizen-1> lol
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Everyone's stopped talking to me.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Even my dog.
<Jedo> lol
<[kinkerfan]Twilight> That's what i though
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> He got so tired of me, he just left his bones and some dust behind. :\
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> That was about... fifteen years ago.
<[kinkerfan]Twilight> That's sad =(
<Jedo> :/
<[Akatsuki]Raizen-1> yeah
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> You know what's even sadder?
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> I never had a dog.
<Jedo> LOL
<Jedo> *******
<Jedo> lol
<Jedo> jk
<[Akatsuki]Raizen-1> lol
<[kinkerfan]Twilight> soo
<[kinkerfan]Twilight> Was it..
<[kinkerfan]Twilight> Nevermind
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Yes it was.
<[Akatsuki]Tobi{Mag}> Thanks for asking.

 

>.< I'm not mean, I swear..>.> I'm just honest. I really wanted to know. Oh, and my msn died...>.> All i have left is...Yahoo.

 

Talking to my athiest other half.

Lash Vereaux: <3
Lucky: <3
Lash Vereaux: *Pokes*
Lucky: *pokes back*
Lash Vereaux: *Pokes in eye*
Lucky: *stabs with a spoon* Ow..
Lash Vereaux: Ow.
Lash Vereaux: <3
Lash Vereaux: Lethal spoon.
Lucky: <3 you know it.
Lucky: Lash, if I told you I was pregnant, would you kick me down a flight of stairs?
Lash Vereaux: ...
Lash Vereaux: You're pregnant?
Lucky: Hypothetically.
Lash Vereaux: No.
Lash Vereaux: I would kick someones ass though.
Lash Vereaux: Are you pregnant?
Lucky: No, I'm not pregnant. The whole lack of sex does that to me. Unless I go the immaculate conception route with things.
Lucky: Then I could be pregnant..I just have to pray.
Lash Vereaux: If you give birth to Gods son I'll kill him.
Lucky:
Lash Vereaux: I'm dead serious. I don't want that **** touching you.
Lucky: Um..'kay?

 

Try AIM from a cellphone. Delays, low reception, shortform words... all of these lead to the downfall of understandability... and chatlogs.

 

I had aim on my cell for a while. Nothing but a hassle. =/

 

Well, it's better than nothing when you have no other choice... kept me busy for a good 5 or 6 hours before my phone died, and it was certainly a conversation I'm glad I had...