Veggeta: *Playing Pokemon* Ahh dem Mewtwo I shall catch you in the name of the sayans ... ok.. that sucked... hahaha xD
*Vegeta is singing to BackStreet Boys in a cowboy hat and a pink fluffy thong* (Sorry if that thought gave you people nightmares) ^_^ *Trunks and Bulma walk in and suddenly call the cops* Ok here's another one! "Trunks, it is time to tell you about the birds and the bees" "I know about them dad" *Pan walks in* "Oh yeah, he knows all right"
Bulma : "Why don't you get a job!?" Vegeta: "I tried." Bulma: "And...?" Vegeta: "They said I wasn't GAP material."
*While watching Akira* "What is this? It's just a bunch of people fighting, blowing stuff up, and yelling at the top of their lungs! Who could watch something like that...?"
*Drunk* "Khhahkhorot,,,...did i evah tell you how much a luv yah...cccuz ah dooo!" "Woman! Do these pants make my *** look big?" "Well, thats okay, Trunks, when i was your age i flunked math, too." "Damn it, woman, where's my chamomile tea?!?!"
- Your a good friend Kakorot (or however you spell Goku's name). - I can't beat you (hell, I can't anything for that matter).