Humour Things to do to liven up thanksgiving

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  1. Basher

    Basher Mad Writing Skillz

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    I found this little thing posted everywhere.

    I plan on doing some and want more.

    1. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.

    2. When everyone goes around to say what they are Thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.

    3. Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when Dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game. When he comes into the room, turn off the VCR and turn on the regular TV.

    4. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms.

    5. During mid-meal turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for nothing."
     
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    Basher, Nov 22, 2008
  2. manslayer

    manslayer animatedbboywhatareyou

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    Just had to tell you Basher that is messed up but I am aboligated to do that except I might get killed if people notice =(
     
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    manslayer, Nov 23, 2008
  3. Seishin

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    Hahaha, I'm so doing number 2 XD

    I won't even know what I haven't been caught for myself :p

    -Seishin
     
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    2. When everyone goes around to say what they are Thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.
    My mother and sister would not be suprised most likely, they would simply nod and say well. That's nice of you to be thankful at least. Haha. But i'll do that.
     
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    Peachy, Nov 24, 2008
  5. Basher

    Basher Mad Writing Skillz

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    My bro and I are planning it all out. :D

    I think I will ask my sis for a blender...hehe

    Will do #2. Can't 3 no one cares. Hmmm...maybe I can make a DVD of embarassing moments to display. I have this one where someone laughed to hard almost peed pants. hmmm...

    #4 my bro and I got. And #5...heck yeah.

    I found another one.

    6. Put inside the stuffing a cornish chicken (small chicken) and when the person takes it out turn to the creator and be like "you cooked a pregnant turkey." Good to use with gullible people and children.


    I am "helping" my sis. so ;) Poor kids won't know what hit them. Muhahaha
     
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    Basher, Nov 25, 2008

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