Television Would You FREAK if I had Dated FABIO?

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  1. Ciel

    Ciel Unoa Freak
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    In light of recent occurences, this issue has made me think considerably. Thinking about butter and romance novels is not a strong suit of mine. but anyways, your thoughts about the matter? Would you freak if your significant other revealed this evil evil evil secret to you?

    just wondering

    don't die on me now.
     
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  2. Nephilim_X

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    I would laugh and tease her about it for the rest of her life.

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    afterslaughteringfabio...
     
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  3. SaberJ2X

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    who's fabio?
     
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    .......why would someone date fabio??? he's not that cute and too buffy for my taste blehhh >.<;; anyway i think i would be mordified.....
     
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  5. Mordeth

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    I.. don't... understand
     
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  6. Yasuko

    Yasuko I beg your pudding?

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    ...Fabio??
    Is that like, from one of those reality TV shows or something?
     
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  7. Izzy

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    [​IMG]

    THAT is Fabio. He used to do those old "I Can't Believe it's Not Butter" commercials.

    That slogan was his rise to infamy, tbh.
     
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  8. Mordeth

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    ooooh papa..
     
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  9. Kain

    Kain Plaything of Doom

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    He just looks like some Muscle-head with long hair and no brain's.

    I think i'd dump my significant other cause i don't think i could look them in the face and not break my bollox laughing at them :anime: .
     
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  10. SaberJ2X

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    he looks fake... lol
    nips bigger than Oreo cookies :p

    all in all... he's ugly
     
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  11. Ciel

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    okay, on the average joe, the girl had to choose between Brian, the avergae joe who loved her and would move from Boston for her and Gill who didn't really know what he wanted. anyways,. she said to Gill that he was the one and totally rejected Brian. She was crying cuz she said she wish she could love Brian. I think it was a bunch of shallow nonsense. Anyways she and Gill get on a plane to some tropical place where they were having a good time for 3 days or so. But then she had this deep dark secret! I thought she'd say she was Michael Jackson's love child or something. but no! They are on the beach and she tells him. 'I used to date Fabio!' and the guy goes mad and freaks out saying 'the guy is on cheesy romance novels!' he's kicking rocks on the beach and grabs his stuff and leaves her! then there she is crying crying saying how Brian must feel.

    the end. weird crap tbh.
     
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  12. Kain

    Kain Plaything of Doom

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    For a second there i thought that you were talking about me. Cause you know my real name is Brian. I was just a little confused. :dizzy2: (just a little)

    OK so did this other Brian know that she had gone out with this Fabio guy?The guy looks as if he was genetically engineered for the purpase of being on romance novels.

    Anyway if it was me and my girlfriend said that she went out with this guy i would at first laugh but i don't think that i would freak out like that guy. If i knew that she loved me reather then him then i would be happy.
     
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  13. Baphijmm

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    I'd probably say something like "No way, you dated him?" and have some really long conversation about it, then trail off to wherever we end up. I always find stuff like that to be great for starting conversations.
     
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  14. BotticelliLover

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    My mom came in my room laughing her head off. She's obsessed with reality TV. She told me what happened and I think she got what was coming to her.

    If my significant other dated Fabio I'd be wondering why I'm with them cause I'm a girl.

    But if I was I guy, I'd worry still.

    I guess the guy couldn't handle the idea they tell you in health that when you sleep with someone you're sleeping with all their previous partners. :anime:
     
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    Brian didn't know either. But, Brian wouldn't have cared. he wasn't shallow, like the guys this woman seemed to be interested in.
     
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  16. Kain

    Kain Plaything of Doom

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    OK i'm going to refer to this other Brian as Brian 2, cause i'm just getting more confused :dizzy2: :dizzy2: .

    It would seem to me that it may be the girls fault (what ever her name is?). It sounds like she went with Gill without really knowing what his personality was like so this would mean that she went with him for his looks. So now instead of lossing one guy she's lost two..... maybe.
    Where is Brian 2 now? it may not be to late for her to recovor that realationship if she admittes that it was a huge mistake. That is if Brian 2 is not as shallow as you say he is?
     
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  17. SaberJ2X

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    omg.. digging the past only makes you dirty...
    I'll wash everyones brains
     
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  18. Ciel

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    ya well that would be so low of her to do that. If she doesn't love Brian why go back to him then in the future dump him again? He wasn't the type of guy who would be wholeheartedly willing to take her back and open his heart again to especially her. so ya. He did say to her if she ever needed anything she could phone.. but that's just crazy.
     
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  19. chiquitabanana

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    i would say 'buh-bye'.
    and slam the door on his face.
    yipdee doo.
     
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  20. Ciel

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    buh bye to who?
     
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