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"Mantis's winter"

"Mantis's winter"​

It did not die though the mantis of one the year became winter. There are no insects who are the catches any longer. The mantis starved holding empty belly.
The mantis quietly entered the house.
And, it was noticed that the deep-frying dish of this house was delicious, and ate it voraciously. It became full.
The mantis frequently ate the deep-frying dish by stealth because it was very delicious. However, when it is found by the evil punk kid in this house, it is played with and it is killed. The mantis sincerely feared the thing.
The cold of winter can be surpassed here and it is comfortable. That deep-frying dish is more delicious than any insects.
A smell that seems to be delicious drifts. The mantis smelt, was invited, and faced the kitchen.
That delicious deep-frying dish is fried with the frying-pan on the gas stove.
The mantis has slowly approached the frying-pan. And, it has fallen to the frying-pan.
The mantis was on a roll with fried prawns on the plate of the table.
Made noise munching and the evil punk kid in this house ate the dish of the deep-fried mantis delicious.

 

How does that taste?

Its good. A little hard to read but I chalk it up to the translation software

 

Thank you for reply Basher.
I think mantis's taste to have been felt to be delicious perhaps.

Because I was very tired, it was not possible to translate firmly. By the deskwork of 16 hours of every day of day and nightTT


Also in the English translation of Japanese, it is very painful work that translates English into Japanese,too burnt by the hell.
I hardly understand English. T.T

 

It translated it into English again.
It doesn't go well.

RE"Mantis's winter"​

It did not die though one mantis became winter in the year.
There are no insects of the catch any longer.
The mantis starved very much holding empty belly.

The mantis quietly entered the house.
And, it was noticed that the deep-frying dish of this house was delicious and ate it voraciously.
The mantis became a full belly very much.
Because it was very delicious, the mantis frequently ate the deep-frying dish by stealth.

However, when it is found by the evil punk kid in this house, it is played with and it is killed. The mantis sincerely feared the thing.
The cold of winter can be surpassed and it is very comfortable in this house.
Additionally, that deep-frying dish tasted more delicious than any insects.

The delicious dish so smell was tossed around. The mantis was invited to the smell and faced the kitchen.
That delicious deep-frying dish was fried with the frying-pan on the gas stove.
The mantis has approached slowly toward the frying-pan.
And, it has fallen to the frying-pan.

The mantis was on a roll with fried prawns on the plate of the table.
The bothersome noise was munching made and the evil punk kid in this house ate the dish of the deep-fried mantis very savory.

 

"Candy"

"Candy"​

There was a man who was experimenting by the mimicry thing like "Pavlov's dogs".
After it had passed an electric current, a man was giving the dog the candy.
The dog wanted the candy by the condition reflection.

However, the candy was not a thing that wanted to eat only at time when the current was bathed in. In it, it was always good.
The dog had gnawed at the bag that the candy entered before the current was thrown.
A man who was angry did not give the candy though he passed an electric current.

The dog faintly felt the smell of the candy painfully to throwing the current.

 

"Treat"

"Treat"​

The cannibalism old woman is polish in the forest in that evening as for cutlery.
One food came tonight.
A man asked when it was necessary to take it in at night. The old woman licked her lips this coming treat.
The old woman and a man ate supper together.
That evening man did not sleep and was opening his eyes.
The old woman came to the room where a man was staying, and she frequently asked the man whether having become sleepy yet though she got irritated.
"Because it was poisoned by you before, whether you forgot was embarrassed. The medicine that exists in meal is understood. I drank the antidote before the supper."
"It becomes sleepy slowly only you. To tell the truth, only I poisoned the medicine to you."

 

"Old woman who eats insect"

"Old woman who eats insect"​

The old woman was eating the insect. Be able it to steam in the bitter body fluid and to stab the throat, to steam by the old woman.
It is old woman's pleasantness to eat the insect. She ate the insect here and there instead of the capture rice. The grassy place had been filled with the treat in summer and autumn.

One day old woman was shown with a poison frogs from a nearby child. She did kick the appetite is it uncommon to feel it. Spread poison in the mouth. She is suffering from, died today.
Why she had died of the funeral was discussed. Everyone agreed to "As for her, it might not know the frog to be amphibians and she think it to be an insect"

The degree of the truth is not certain.
However, when she thinks the frog to be an insect, the old woman certainly does doing by being.
However, the difference is not in might the death of the old woman with the same poison even if it eats the insect.