ok this is a little sum up but you can continue Mario got REALLY drunk and died of severe alcahol poisining, had a really nice funeral, luigi threw some disgusting farts that braught mario back to state of petrification like tree. princess peach married king koopa who had become a millionaire. Toad looked at a Koopa laid the longest and loudest sissy scream of mushroom kingdom it made everyone cringe with fear as mario starts beating nothing because he is DEAD, So we had thought, but He was actually always illusionary. Luigi laughs at the illusion when he smokes red mushrooms leaving the green ones to mario, cause they produce impotence But Mario didn't exist anyway So all in all, Mario Died from rancid mushrooms from king koopas green toenail collection which worked like smokin' 'shrooms like green eggs and ham so luigi went and humped toadstool cause he loved mario's abuse of the little fellow. so she joined mario and got lost in chili's cause he didnt like the way the sirlion steak was cooked so he threw it at the mushroom patch growing on that smell like if she had soiled herself yesterday morning and roled in a pile Of bat guano, which came from batman's bat cave dude what a wierd @$$ way to find where batman lives So Luigi kept on truging to his most favorite place happen'd to be the batcave not one with Batman though the kind with winged mammals and the lovely Ozzy Osborne Luigi and Ozzy had (a) fun and yaoi time together while Bush made some pop-tarts that smelled like rancid cow. Bush said yum, licked his lollipop, so while luigi and bush where having wild sex mario.....
