A convo with Toasty. I laughed, maybe you will too.

Kat Fantastic: Hm.. We should have sex on the hood of a ford.
the dj fignewton: why on the hood?
the dj fignewton: is it the sexiest part of a Ford?
Kat Fantastic: Maybe. I don't know..
Kat Fantastic: Haven't tried yet.
Kat Fantastic: You'll be my first. On a ford.
the dj fignewton: So here's the deal; we'll have sex on the hood of a Ford, but we'll bring protection[in the form of a gun] because A. you don't kids and B. if we did have kids they would be extra-retard PR-Jew babies...yup, that about sums it up
Kat Fantastic: Alright, though a gun sounds a bit drastic. What are you going to do, shoot my ovaries?
the dj fignewton: well, I could be proactive, but I wouldn't wanna hurt u, plus I'm a stabber anyway
Kat Fantastic: xD Well, thank you for that.
the dj fignewton: