Recreation A Little Fun Poking

Well, I was sitting here, minding my own buisness, when I thought this up. So, predict (for the person who posted above you), when they will leave BJP and why. Be serious, don't say they will leave in a "bajillion years" or "never", because no one can stay here forever. Sorry Ragnarok.
So, I think it could be set up like this:

I think that [user above you] will leave BJP in ______ years. He/She will be leaving because _______. They will have _____ posts.

Just to poke fun at a few members.

 

I'd say Shijin would leave at about the end of April because he horribly screwed up a test and got grounded from the internet forever. I'd say he'd have about 1350 posts then.

 

I think that Eternal-Blaze will leave BJP in 0.4 years. He will be leaving because someone got a bit too paranoid because of his signature and thought EB had put a virus on his computer, so in complete and utter vindictive manner, he hunted Blaze down and killed him in his sleep before the murdered commits seppuku. They will have no posts. All signs of Blaze's existence will be destroyed to cover it up, as it was really a secret ninja-assassin sent by Ragnarok.

 

I think La Sombra will leave in about 3 seconds when I hack his internet and block BJP to him forever. He'll have 102 posts, the last one simply cursing me out for destroying his happiness.

Kidding. This thread's kinda amusing, now watch it die because no one can respond to me posting in it.

 

I think that Ragnarok will leave in about 1 years he will leave because A ViRUS will prvent his computers acsessing the internet he will have at least 3,499 posts

 

pfft, that few, in a year? What would happen? I get in a car accident and go into a coma for a few months?

Besides, viruses can be removed, and there are other computers I have access to, even if mine couldn't be saved.

Anyway, I think Shinigami (not "-sama" ) will leave in about a year and a half, because he's going to be conscripted by the US army to fight World War III against the States Against the United States of America and GWB Especially (or the SAUSAGE for short )

 

Wow, people have no regard for rules dop they? In my honest opinion, I think Ragnarok will leave in 2 years, due to his life being too busy. He'll have around 4,500 posts and be the all-time post leader. He will be missed.

 

I think that shijin will leave BJP in 40 years. He/She will be leaving because he will have grandkids and it would be hard to manage time. They will have 50000 posts.

 

I think me_dreaming_zzz will leave in 3 years because she won't be confused anymore and realize what the hell is going on here. She wil have 607 posts.

 

You make it sound like BJP is bad!

I think KenshinX_Himura p) will leave in one year and one day, because he'll meet a girl, and, spending all his money trying to impress her (with varying degrees of success), have no money to pay for his internet connection.

He'll have 1000 posts.

 

I'll choose the peaceful way to this and say that Ragnarok leaves in 5 months with 3200 posts because he got a girlfriend, and something else....

-Seishin

 

Seishin will leave in 8 months and 37 days due to the fact he became the next Fuhrer(?) and won't have time for BJP he will ahve about 4,000 posts

 

I think Shinigami will leave in a year because he will be too busy to come on BJP anymore. He will have between 800-900 posts.

 

I think that shijin will leave BJP in 4 years. He will be leaving because he failed the collegde entrance exam, and is falling into a hormonal state of madness. Either that or he's becoming a mime. Shijin will have 5,900 posts.

 

I shall never fail an entrance exam. Although I am skeptical on how I did on my high school entrance exam. Hmmm... Anyway, I think Ashika will leave BJP in a year or so. She'll leave because she wanted to, and she will have around 500 posts.

 

I think that Shijin will leave BJP in Y = ln(pi/3) * sqrt(4*pi/2)years. He will be leaving because he had no idea how long time that would be. He won't know the amount of posts he made because he is tormented from numbers by that mathematical equation.

 

The only thing I got out of that was Pi divided by three and Pi divided by two... :glazed: Yeah, anyway, I think Teddz will leave BJP in a year or two because he'll be too caught up in schoolwork. He'll have around 5,500 posts.

 

I think Shijin will leave the boards in about oe year (or whenever starting high school), with around 2500 posts. He'll leave because he'll see what high school really is, and will want to join in the fun.

-Seishin

 

I think that Seishinwill leave BJP in 1 day years. He/She will be leaving because Tommorow I will go to his house and permenentally screw up his computer, and his mom will think it is him so he won't be able to use the new one.He will have 1570 posts

 

I think that [Soitsu] will leave BJP in 1 1/2[/I years. He/She will be leaving because Soitsu's local that is "Somewhere between Anime land and insane land" will mysteriously loose it's internet connection for a few weeks due to a squirrel chewing through the wire.... during those few weeks Soitsu will be hit on the head by a coconut and will lose all memory of BJP for one year, after which he will return. They will have -12.4 posts. How Soitsu will end up having -12.4 posts is not known to me... he's just that talented I guess.