Humour A Tale of Two Mods

Right now, as I sit here, Shinryu is on the train, on his way here. I shall soon depart to meet him, but what Shinryu doesn't know is that I'm going to greet him wearing this.

I'll update you all when we return to my house.

 

is that you?

Poor Shinryu....

 

*cries* That was alittle scary unkie neph....*sniffles*

 

HA HA HA, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!!

Hide somewhere until he gets close and then jump out and surprise him , and don't forget to get somebody to take a photo of his reaction.

 

Neph: Actually he was very smiley when he saw me.

Shinryu: I just... don't... KNOW.

 

Greatest suit ever. EVER. E V E R

 

HAHAHA...all I know is that if you greeted me like that...i'd shoot you...j/k! ^_^

 

Awww poor Shinryu...thats awful Neph..RUN SHINRYU!

 

Well, he left a couple hours ago. Good times were had by all, including fooling several people who will remain anonymous that I had made him into my sex slave.

 

Hehehe, you two are HORRIBLE together. You did BAD things to Shinryu! I hope the bad things he picked up from you goes away before Friday when i meet him or imma get you for damages, Nephner-nizz... guy. LOL, Neph you're so funny though

 

Can I help it if my beastly man essence occaissionally blesses my disciples with temporary suaveness? Besides, I didn't hear any complaints from you when I began to discuss how sexxeh brunettes are.

 

Ahh, now, everyone, sit back and let Shinryu regale you with "The Saga of the Meeting of The Neph and The Shinryu."

So, there I was, on the GO Train, heading for Oakville. I had actually seen this thread already, since I had found an internet booth. (Like a phone booth, you get 10 minutes of internet time for $2) However, I didn't click on Neph's link. I didn't want to spoil the surprise. So, I had seen NeoNoodle's, Lucky's, and Kain's responses, and little more.

Anyway, I got off the train, and followed the crowd down into the tunnel connecting to the street. As I descended, I noticed this guy wearing a jester hat, 3-D glasses, and holding a sign saying "LOOKING FOR MY INTARWEB FRIEND." Now, Neph had told me that he'd be impressed if I managed to ignore it, the night before. So, there I was, walking down the stairs, halfway between grinning like a moron, and struggling to hold a straight face. The end result was some sort of freaky leer, I think.

Anyway, we proceed to walk to Neph's house after getting off the bus. At this point, he logs on to MSN, and says to a few BJP members "I HAVE KIDNAPPED SHINRYU." The first response we got, was from *name censored* who freaked out while we were watching Mahoromatic, paying no attention. The member asked what Neph was doing with me, and gave us the idea to pretend he was raping me. (he didn't, really)

So we joked around with a few people about that. My favorite response came after I told one of them to "SEND LUBE."

I guess the scarier response, though, was when a conversation went like this:

:sweat2:

Anyway, it was lots of fun. Then I signed on to my own account through one of his other chat programs, and a certain member was on. So, with a little persuasion from Neph, we proceeded to try to seduce her. We'll leave the results up to your imagination. (Neph, email me that chat-log, and the pics)

Now, since people didn't respond immediately all the time, we had a couple of movies on in the background. Among them were a couple of MSTs, Jason something or other (mostly as background noise, Neph can tell you what he put on), Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Dogma, last.

All in all, it was an enjoyable evening. I slept on his couch, after warning him not to "try anything during the night." Waking up the next morning, we proceeded to play a few games of Super Smash Brothers Melee. I won every game.Not really.

And so, after a ridiculously long train ride, (due to delays, the train was 42 minutes late getting back to my station) I returned to my uncle's house, to eagerly await the meeting of wing_goddess on Friday.

*rings a loud alarm to wake up everyone who fell asleep*

EDIT: This is the 219000th time a post has been made on BJP. (Not all still exist, mind you, but...

 

Ciel~! You're a naughty girl under that nice girl we usually see!

EDIT: Oh, yes, they were WONderful. j/k

 

LOL, suuuuuuurrrree. Brunettes ARE sexah *pose* *pose* buuut, i tend to prefer girls with black hair tehehe

I think that person wouldn't like for her pic to be sent around at all, but to be deleted instead. You must think from the certain person's point of view and say to yourself, "golly, i think she wants me to banish these to the ends of the Earth" *Banish* *Banish* .... *Banish*

yee! the story continues >.> <.< Unless i die tomorrow. Imma so go crazy... ER.

 

*twitch*... at first i really actually thought that he kidnapped shinryu and raped him... lol...

don't worry wing_goddess! you'll make it out alive! ^__^ ...hopefully.

 

Can you blame two people for seeing something (someone, rather) with strikingly good looks, and wanting to keep the pictures they were given? Anyway, "that person" can rest easy, because I, for one, will not give them to anyone else, and I'm sure Neph won't, either.

 

LOL! Nice way to sum it up. I agree