Eirtaku Anime is evil

Apparently so.... specifally Pokemon

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1299/poke.html

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1099/pokemon.html




/me roffles

 

And the Pokemon are inciting violence? Goddamned hillbillies. When'll they ever learn? Also, one thing id like to point out.

I pray to whatever god may be listening, but i hope that was satire. To believe folks take that crap (yes, CRAP) seriously is to lose faith in mankind. While pokemon is evil, it isn't a frigging threat to morality. Sure, that cutsey barfy shits drive you up the wall, but it no worse than SpongeBob.

Thank you. I am now done bashing ignorant hicks.

 

Nope, that was real. Inquest Gamer reported it a few years ago, actually.

Besides, if these people think that such things will incite kids to violence, then I hope they keep kids away from the Bible, because thats got things waaaaaaaaay worse than Charmander using his fire beath on Venusaur.

 

Yeah. The bibles all about like how the people killed each other, and proverbs gets nasty sometimes, too. "Tis better to live on a hot tin roof than with a nagging wife;" "He who commits adultery is he who has his p**** cut off;" and lets not forget the demons! That damned apple hyping snake...Curse that Seth...

Please. No more Southern Bible Belt Crap. I beseech you, all of y'all!

 

"Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man."
(Numbers 31)


Didn't God say something about Thou Shalt Not Kill?

 

Sure, but killing in the name of God is okay! So um I hereby pronounce all those Evangelical Anti-Fun Preachers the...what the hell was i talking about? Mental lapse...damn...

 

Mental lapse? First sign of possession by pocket demons tbh... I'll get the exocist.

Dont worry, I have him on speed-dial

 

Anime isn't evil, the world is just a little too sensitive

 

Sweet lord Jebus, I'm convinced. Never ever ever watch pokemon again tbh.

...

To quote the truly brilliant Jar Jar Binks, Ye gods, what are meesa sayin'? I love pokemon too much to stop watching it. I guess I'll just have to be damned to hell for all eternity.

 

same here. I'm probably damned already anyways.

 

Yet another reason why Christian fundementalists are some of the greatest sources of commedy on this planet.

 

Meh, we're *all* already damned to at least a couple hells just because we don't follow that particular religion.