Anime Anime Rules 101

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  1. Lime

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    Rule 1-

    Whenever an anime character has bandages in one scene, or gets hurt. The next scene, will not contain either.

    :D Post more rules!
     
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  2. BakaMattSu

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    I like this thread idea!

    Rule # 2 -

    Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:

    1) be female

    2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation

    3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any
     
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  3. UrashimaKeitaro

    UrashimaKeitaro Sesquipedalian Mod

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    Rule #3
    Law of Dramatic Multiplicity

    Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.
     
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  4. Izzy

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    rule 4 - if there is one person in an anime has white wings, there will invariable be one with black.

    rule 5 - if the main character looks like some ordinary guy/girl on the street...then at least two or three of the opposite sex will try to FUBAR them, then get on with the ecchi til bodily fluids are gone.


    do those count?
     
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  5. Lady Aoi

    Lady Aoi Princess of Shirataki

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    Rule Six: Breasts will come in the following sizes: Busting out all over the place or too small to see with an electron microscope.

    Rule Seven: Girls will come in the following styles:

    A) The annoying, loud b*tch
    B) The Genki, kinda thick one
    C) The smart, nebbish nerdette
    D) The sex pot in a skimpy outfit
    E) The cute little (lolita) school girl


    ~ Lady Aoi
     
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  6. Lime

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    Rule 8-

    Inherent Combustibility-

    Everything explodes. Everything.

    Rule 9-

    Old man Comic Relief-

    One law would be that Comic relief comes in the form of a short bald wise mouthed dirty old man or alien Or the combation of any two of thoughs traits.
     
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  7. BakaMattSu

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    # 10 - All females have access to a special dimension known as "Hammerspace" from which they can pull enormous mallets, weights and other assorted objects to use against rude or lechorous men...
     
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    rule 11 - There will always be an annoying side-kick/friend. If it's a guy, he will be amazingly wanting for his friend to do the ecchi with they girl that main character likes or any random woman. If it's a woman, they will either be scandalized when they something mildly sexual or will have a high voice capable of breaking glass.

    rule 12 - "The Law of Hammerspace" applies almost exclusively to women. However, it is completel possible for men to use it when storing items which are not hammers or mallets in shape or use. This would include books, scrolls, and other items.

    rule 13 - All anime must have a spring episode, to show off wht the women look like in yukatas.
     
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  9. Mordeth

    Mordeth Mordeth Vult!

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    "# 10 - All females have access to a special dimension known as "Hammerspace" from which they can pull enormous mallets, weights and other assorted objects to use against rude or lechorous men..."

    that's my favourite rule :)
     
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  10. BakaMattSu

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    Is it because of defying physics, or the fact that the guys never even learn their lesson afterwards? :D
     
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  11. Mordeth

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    little bit of a... little bit of b :)
     
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  12. Meaikoh

    Meaikoh See you later, Moderator

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    Rule No#14: All us otakus invariably end up digressing the subject.

    Heehee! ^^ :p

    Rule No#15: Most everybody is attracted to the cool shiny things we call mechas! ^^


    This was a great idea!
     
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  13. DrunkLeprachaun

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    Rule #16: The main character can take a huge amout of damage, especially from women.

    Good thread. Humour aplenty is had by all.
     
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  14. Lime

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    Keep Going with rules!!! I wanna see how many of these we can get >)

    Rule #17
    Cool Hair Factor
    The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face in a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc.
     
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    rule 18 - Women with red hair denotes attitude. Blue hair usually denotes an eerie calm.

    rule 19 - Bishonen anime and most men in anime will be at least a head taller then their female counterpart.
     
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  16. Meaikoh

    Meaikoh See you later, Moderator

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    This is alot of fun! ^^

    Rule No#20: All magical girls in magical girl animes are ditzy before their transformations, and incredibly savvy afterwards.

    Rule No#21: All bishonen are hounded by hordes of crazy obsessed fangirls.

    Daisuke! Wai! Wai! Wai! **Goes running after Duo** o.o
     
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  17. Sachiko

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    Rule #22: Not all bishojos are hounded by fanboys. (Heehee, well duh bishonens are more popular!)

    Rule #23: Most anime heroines are schoolgirls with short skirts or fuku uniforms.

    Haha....dumb....
     
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  18. KaMeKaZi

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    Rule #24 When Speed lines are shown during a fight the world Becomes Zero Gravity and the characteres seem like they can fly!


    Rule #25. All Villians Must have a Dramatic Death in the last and final Fight!


    KaMe
     
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    # 26 - All characters can jump at least four times as high as they should be able to based on the normal rules of gravity...

    # 27 - Whenever somebody moves at super-speed, it happens too fast for anyone to see it...
     
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    28 - Main characters of hero anime are normal enough, but grow to be stronger than anyone alive.

    29 - All special moves are learned only in the direst situation for the hero.

    30 - All *female* mecha-suits are required to have high heels because it seems natural to fight in that.
     
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