Inu-Yasha Another Inuyasha game

Im sure a few of you have heard of this game before, the answeriing machine game, if you havnt this is how the game goes. Well if any one of the Inuyasha characters had an answering machine (in modern times of course!) what would thay say on it....for example.....
Inuyasha: Hey sorry I cant get to the phone wright now.....um...yah.....leave a message after the beep...and if your Jakotsu don't even think of leaving a message!!!!!

 

Kikyou- Hello you have reached my house, if you do not know who's house you have reached please hang up because your call is unwanted. For the rest of you, please leave you name and number and I will call you back.

 

Jakotsu: Hello!!!!! this is Jakotsu, im sorry but I cant reach the phone wright now so leave a message after the beep...and if your inuyasha heres a list of things i want to do to you......

 

Kaede- Is this thing on, hello, hello. Can you tell is this thing on? Hello Hello ( runs out of tape)..*beep*

 

Miroku: Hello! Unfortunately I am unavailble to come to the phone, so leave your message at the tone. And if you are a beautiful girl.....would you like to bear my children? All at the beep!-beep-

 

Kagome: BAKA BAKA BAKA. (notices she is regarding her message) Inuyasha you BAKA. BEEP.

Sango: Hello, I am Sango. Please leave a message unless you are that pervert monk (a lot of mumbling)...beep

 

Kanna- Hello, you have reached Naraku's castel don't mind leaving a message I already know who you are, remeber I'm watcing you.

Kagome- InuYasha SIT BOY! Hello, you have reached the... Inu...Yasha....SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT BOY. *beep*

Shippou- Kagome how does this thing work, Kagome- Sippou don't play with that. Shippou- Okay I won't....anymore... I wonder where I put those crowns? Hm... look its a cat...what did Kagome call it again..hm.... (beep)

 

Sesshomaru: Pathetic mortal isnt it obvous Im not here wright now....leave a message after the beep and i am garentied to come over and end your...beep.

Kana:......

Naraku: *evil laugh* i know where you live......*evil laugh* so you dont have to leave a message *evil- beep.

Shippo: ohhhhh Kagome what does this button do NOOOOOOOOOOOO *crash bang boom ouch* wahhhhhhh Kagome Im sorry !!!!! -beep

 

Miroku: hello, you have reached --number-- for Miroku. please leave your name, your number, measurements, age, biography, and what you are wearing. thanks!
**beep**

 

Lets, see who hasn't been used already.

Rin- Hello everyone, this is Rin, I love Lord Sesshoumaru! I wonder when is he going to be back, *Jaken* RIN how dare you use Lord Sesshoumaru's device...blah blah blah (Beep)

 

Koga- Leave your message, unless you're a filthy dog-demon-long wait--beep


-KaiyonTormentor

 

inu yasha: uhh hi i am not here now so leave your name address number and name so i can contact you unless you are one of my many enemies tell where you will be at 4;00 pm wednesday so i can kill you. Goodbye


all i could think of

 

kikyou~ hello this is kikyous number so please leave your number so i can call u back. And if u are kagoma dont u dare touch inuyasha...............beep

 

Sesshomaru: Hello you have reached...no Rin... You have reached Sesshoma-Rin PUT THAT DOWN!.... You have reached Sesshomaru, I can't come to the phone right now because-RIN! -beep-

Kagome: Hello, this is Kagome's answering Machine.I'm not here because I'm out.... SIT....SIT SIT SIT!!! -wam- -wam- -wam- 'ahhh Kagome!" COME BACK HERE! YOU DOG 'ahhhhh don't don't don't' OSUWARI -WAPLUNK- -beep-

Shippou: Hello. Fox Demon Shippou here. I can't come to the phone right now because Kagome is making me pick up my toys as her and Inuyasha fight
-wam- wahhh, Kagome! -beep-

Kagura: yo, this is kagura, please leave your number after the beep and I'll get back after my feather ride.

Narakau:.....oh, I paul-er I Naraku is out, leave me a message and I'll kill you.

Kohaku:.....um what is this thing again? What is it for?.... what? who are you.... ahhhhh! -beep-

Kanna:.....-beep-

Sesshomaru: NO RIN! STOP -beep-

And just a funny thing: Hello, if you are in need of assistance from 'fit and care' pleaseleave your message, If you are Miroku, please hang up for there are no more women here. -beep-

 

Naraku: WELCOME PEOPLE WHO OWN JEWEL SHARDS Just leave your name and location after the beep! Everyone else.......hang up or I'll kill you. *beep*

Kagome: Hi, sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm probably
a demon world fighting monsters and what not so just leave your name and your number and I'll get back to you. *beep*

Inuyasha: What the heck! That thing just beeped! Kagome!!!!! Sheesh, she must be out somewhere. Wait, what if this thing has a jewel shard? DIE BLACK BOX!!!!!!!!-*beep*

 

Sango: Hello this is Sango I'm sorry but I cant get to the phone wright now because.....hehehe MIROKU!!!! what did I do? *THWAP* OWWWWWW-beep.

Jaken: Th-this is Jaken I'm not here wright now becauase I am worshiping the ground lord Sesshomaru has walked apon...JAKEN! yes lord... WHAT ARE YOU DOING LEAVING A MESSAGE NO ONE WOULD EVEN CALL YOU- beep

 

Hmm.... An amusing idea. I'll add this to the Game Threads thread if Shadowbard hasn't yet.

And here's mine. Sorry it's long.

"Hello, you've reached the Naraku Agency.
- If you are calling about your appointment to be assimilated into Naraku's newest body, please press one.
- If you are calling about the jewel shards, please press two.
- If you are calling to offer Naraku another hideout, please press three.
- If you are calling for an alliance, hang up now. Naraku will contact you if he thinks you're worthy of using--er...I mean...working with. Yes. That's it.
- If you are calling for Kagura, she can't come to the phone right now because she is being punished for insubordination. Again.
- If you are calling for Kanna, don't bother leaving a message. She'll collect your soul shortly.
- If you are calling for Kohaku, he doesn't remember who you are. Please leave a message with lots of details so Naraku can torment him.
- If you are calling for Hakudoshi, he's out on yet another mission and must not be disturbed by pathetic human scum like yourself.
- If you are calling for Onigumo or Musou, they aren't worthy to use the phone. Hang up now and Naraku might forgive you for reminding him about his worthless human side.
- If you are calling for Juuroumaru, Kageroumaru, or Goshinki, they're dead. Thanks for reminding me.
- For all other calls, please wait on the line and an available subordinate will be with you shortly.
Thank you."

 

inuyasha: ..... hello *beep* aah what is this *shakes answering machine* hmmm... kagome: INUYASHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT? SIT. inuyasha: ack. curse you for a worthless *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

kagome: hi there. if you are a friend of mine leave a message. if you are inuyasha, miroku, sango or shippo, how on earth did you get a phone?

sesshoumaru: what is this thing... jaken. jaken: yes my lord. sesshoumaru: what is this contraption? jaken: hmmm *presses a button and machine goes beep* sesshoumaru: WHAT DID YOU DO YOU WORTHLESS *Beeeeeeeeeeep*

 

I wanna try!

Kagome and InuYasha: (K) Hello, you've reach me, Kagome and InuYasha. Please leave your- *beep* (I) What was that? Kagome, get down! (K) Hey, stop that! *beep* Wind sc.....................*white noise*

 

My turn

Kagome:Hi i'm not in right now cause i'm fighting and (inu-yasha in background: Kagome what the hell u doing oh and by the way what is that) shut up (inu-yasha IS IT A DEMON IS THERE A JEWEL SHARD? die you evil little b *beep*