Celebrations Arcueid's "Anniversaire"

A very, very, very happy birthday to a very special moderator and close personal friend of mine. If you haven’t seen him around the boards, you need glasses, and if you already wear glasses and still haven’t seen him around the boards, you need a better perscription!

Today is Arcueid’s birthday!

He’s one of the backbones and pillars of strength of Boards.Jp, having always taken the time to do what he feels is right. On your birthday, I wish you love, light and friendship.

*insert dancing chickens*

Happy birthday!

 

have a good one seb!

 

Happy Birthday Arcueid!!! *yay, i spelled it right*

Go out and have some fun tonight! I don't know what you like to do, but who cares, go out and do it. Don't forget the alcohol

 

you mean this?

Ummm, stay away for the alcohol, watch some Lain instead.. that will give you a real good hangover.

Anyways, have a very good birthday Seb! I hope you have a great year too.

 

Aww... I remember when you were just a little boy...

Spitting fire...

Knocking over buildings...

Stomping on people...

Then you grew up into a man...

Wrestled with a giant moth...

Wrestled a robotic version of yourself...

All in the safety of your own home in Tokyo with the love and respect and admiration of Japanese families everywhere, even though just last week you crushed Aunt Ayame on her way home from the drugstore... and accidently incinerated Uncle Hitachi while he was reading the newspaper... and then when you accidentally-on-purpose ate that little girl, I think her name was Yuri... but it was all okay, really, they didn't mind... but then..

OHHHH! NOOOO! YOU HAD TO GO AND MOVE TO MANHATTAN! >: You sold yourself out when you moved to New York, just because you wanted to work along-side Matthew Broderick, you twisted freak! How could you?! And THEN you had to go and get knocked up in the MAKING of the movie! So they had to incorporate that somehow, which was REALLY ****ed up, because everything thought you were a dude. You betrayed the hopes and dreams of all that watched your movies and your cheap-animated-Hanna-Barbara-styled cartoon shows! How daaaaaaaaaaaaare you. >:

...

Oh wait... No...

I'm thinking of Godzilla.

My bad.

Happy Birthday, Sebz0rz! Eat, drink, party, and watch more Naruto!

 

Have a happy birthday or something like that.

 

So, the other day, I glanced at a newspaper and found this as the headlines -

Sebastien Landry proven guilty to stealing manga from a decreipt old zombie in the graveyard of Ba'alzamon

After glancing a bit more closely, I found the word 'Naruto' and knew the headline to be true, despite the part where Arcueid steals, the part where there's a decreipt old zombie, and the part where there's a graveyard of a fictional immortal force of evil that shouldn't be buried anyway. Because it had Arcueid in one place, and Naruto in another.

ZOOP.

..ookay, I admit that's overdoing it, so ignore that, and shoot that bullseye at the top. Yeah, that one. Now, see the bullet coming back at you? It embedding itself into your face, causing a spray of blood to come out? Isn't that beautiful? I consider blood an art, and if you can make a moon with your blood spray when I slash you with this bastard sword, then I'll be impressed.

ZINGLY.

In a padded room, one can note much humidity. To your left is a table with a red lava lamp on it. To your right is a white splotch of something sticky. Ahead of you is a bed and-

WHOA, WRONG CHANNEL.

The voices resounded across the once-great city as the first timber caught fire. Above the voices, however, yells of "BURN HONNOUJI DOWN" can be clearly heard. The embers of the timbers soon erupted into a blazing fire, spreading throughout the gates of the temple, and soon became a conflagration that threatened to burn down the whole of the great temple.

In the main hall of the blaze sat Oda Nobunaga, alone except for his few soldiers who glanced around them with worry, wanting to flee but not daring to in the presence of the demon. Many thoughts ran through these trapped conscripts' minds, but above all was wondering why their lord took no action while everything around him burned. Nobunaga, however, enjoyed the flames, though none could see. It may have seemed that he was even looking forward to be routed by Mitsuhide, yet-

OKAY, ENOUGH OF THAT.

A rare scene of happiness occured in this war-torn land. It was the birthday of the prince, and many rejoiced of the day in which the prince was conceived. Though defending against the armies of the invading barbarians, the men of Jaleti still had time to celebrate, and celebrate they did - with a feast in the banquet that rivaled all others that has been celebrated from the beginning of time, except, perhaps of the Harvest of the Blood Lords. Indeed, many human heads have been laid out for the eating, and so were the many other limbs of a man. The pelvic bone seemed to be the delicacy of the day, and much of it made up for the cake that came. And thus, they feasted.

ARE YOU SLEEPING YET?

There's your 47 lines. Either way, if you have gotten here, well, uhm, congratulations? If you were expecting a cookie, you'll get an discharging Uzi in your face.

So, without further ado, Happy Birthday, Arcueid!

 

Happy Birthday! Best of wishes!

 

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one

 

Aww hell, I'm late.

So, *sets time machine to an hour ago* Have a happy, uhm, 10 minutes of birthday!

Remember, I will buy you a new car, perfect shiny and new!

Oh wait, that was Art Alexakis.

See what I get for trying to outdo Val. Oh well. One does not outdo val.

Fayul wishes love too! Quite a rarity for her, neh? Oh well, don't expect it very often!

=^_^= And that's all for my monthly visit to the forums! See y'all later, folks!

 

*pops out of a cake wearing absolutely nothing*

Happy Birthday Mr Sebby!

 

I'm sorry for this being so late Sebi!!! Happy belated birthday! I hope you had a great birthday on Saturday~ even if I wasn't on~_^....for the past couple days.

 

I completely forgot to post in this thread! Where are my manners.. Thank you all for the birthday wishes, they contributed greatly to making the day wonderful.

 

Of course they did ^^ Thanks again for all of the presents, including this wonderful card: