Recreation Ask BC

I tried this on another forum,and it was a big hit.In fact,it was closed twice for having way too many posts.

Anyhow,the concept of this thread is for you to ask me questions and I answer them.Any question you have in your head whatsoever.I must warn you,though.Most of my answers will not be correct.Hell,most of my answers won't even be relevent to your question.All I ask is that you try to stay away from academic questions(math,english,geography).Not only are these questions both boring to read and answer,I just don't like them.However,I will answer one of those types of questions if they are few and far between.Ok?I didn't start this thread to think,ok?

Well,let 'er rip.

 

ok, I'll do the first one.

If Jesus was a Food, what kind of food would he be?

 

Well,if you've ever been to a Church during communion,you would know that the body of Christ is symbolized by bread.So I would imagine that would be the answer.

And I think Jesus would make sure that he struck you with some disease just for asking that.Hehe,just kidding.

NEXT!

 

why are there so many rocks? exactly how many are there?


i want the exact number O.O

 

7

There are seven rocks total in the entire world.Of course they are all in museums.

You see,the government made billions of replicas when they invented cloning way back in 1605.

 

What is the chemical make-up of yellow?

 

Um......uh...I know this.....um.


Tell you what,why don't you look at this pretty picture and just imagine that it answers your question,ok?

 

^_^.
what is britney spears?

 

Ok if Jesus was a rockstar who would he be?
<personnaly i think hes sting.. just havent figured out why.>

 

If this thread was in any way useful or interesting, what would the economic state of Turkey be?

 

Poom-Poom: Well,she is a million-selling recording artist.What else do you want to know? :dizzy2:

chiquitabanana: Jesus would never be a rockstar.He liked jazz.

The economic state of turkey?No thank you,I prefer chicken.

 

How long until a moderator locks down this pointless spamfest?

 

You say "spamfest",I say "revolutionary".

I guess it's my fault.I forgot that having fun is illeagal on this here board.Continue on with your boring conversations that no one really cares about.

But to answer your question,I would say probably very soon.The mans always trying to keep me down.

 

How long would it take to overthrow the mods?It depends,I suppose.I bet if you tried to offer them candy in exchange for their power,they would crumble.

And once you conquered this site,it wouldn't take more than a week to seize control of the entire internet.Good luck,my friend.

 

Who invented breakdancing?

 

I might as well ask a question. Hmm. Let see here. This question all of M2A want to know is.

Spoiler: M2A needs to know Question

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

 

ehhh if you were to shag one of the disney princesses who would it be?

 

seraphinx: I did of course!But no one ever gives me credit.

Basher: Well if you assumed that "the cookie jar" is a metaphor for greed,I suppose we all take a cookie every now and then.

Snow White.No doubt.

 

How much sugar can a normal person handle?