Attention All n00bs, Young and Old

Tremble you weaklings, cower in fear. I am your ruler, land sea and air. Immense in girth, erect I stand. I am nuclear murder, I am Polaris... I mean DrunkLeprachaun. Yeah.
Well, I have been very short on time for the past few months, and thusly have neglected my otherwise constant duty to barrage all n00bs who post here with "welcoming" words. Hencely, I have not broken you in with my own special brand of ph33r, and you are all worse people because of it. You people make me sick. So, if you registered in the past few months, and I didn't post in your intro, then this thread is for you. You should know, YOU SUCK.
See you on the boards, I'm sure any pleasure will be all yours. Grrr.

 

Well thats not very nice but since i got cop it don't apply to me.
And i don't suck.

 

Lepper, you're the King.

- Ark

 

only natural no message boards treat newbies well i know i dont on the forums i am modding/admining. just gotta wait 3-4 months before peole stop looking down on ya. Usually it is my main reason for leaving new forums, i have no patience. Maybe i should just stick to the ones where i am wanted and, well known

 

*draws sword*
what was that about.....you can't be SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
i thought the point was to welcome the new people.
not ta scare the livin' tar out o' them!!!!
but if this is ho you feel the intro to the new people should be....
oh wait.....fear factor....
is this a if your new don't spam the boards 'er something.
if so then I see your point!!!!
i guess its import for the "n00Bs" or what ever to know whos in charge....
so i guess this means don't anger the mods?!
of course it does!!!! I answered my own question!!!
hahahaha.
oh well
Bye!!!!!!

 

Some people do suck, but it's still kinda rude to say so. But that doesn't mean that you shouldn't stick it in some people's faces.

 

Lol, DL's post kicks arse.

Spekaing of which, I too have not have enough time to post in this forum like I used to. I used to throw pies at your sorry, weka faces. Kekekee.... So....

ONE LAST PIE THROWING!!!!

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DON'T EAT THEM THEY'RE BAKED WITH MAGIC MUSHROOMS!!!! ;D (which gt you high and give you food poisoning)

 

Just one word... wow. Only DL has the guts to put something like that up. I was agreeing with you until somewhere in the middle were things just got..... intense. I can see where he'd have reason for something like this, not with every noob tho. But heck, whats life without a little (or a lot) of contraversy every now and then?

Nice intro with the polaris missle. Flying high, oh mighty bomb, send everything, to kingdom come!

 

Noobs Unite!

Jeeze. And here I came bringing gifts. Now I just feel sick. :anger: As a noob through and through, I say we unite against the hated elder oppressors and fight for our rights as dumbasses who post crap, both insulting and humiliating to the intelligence of all sentient life. Hmm... on reflection, that does sound pretty stupid. :sweat: I retract my previous statements. Please don't ban me!