Recreation Battle of the rhymes contest

Rules:

well this isnt just insulting each other, yes you actually have to rhyme

well lets do freestyle baby


oh yeah no sinceless arguing cuz i dont wanna get another one locked ok

try to avoid profanity unless its neccessary ::cough cough always cough cough:: but seriously try

oh and mods if we are doin anything wrong give us a warning

 

Blood, I’ll make you cough
simply cuz you’re soft
My psalms plant bombs
like Baader-Meinhof
Terrorist activity
Blowing up the facility
Ending negativity
with my extreme creativity
Beat ya’ with a pool cue
Slap ya’with my shoe
I’ll be yellin’ “F*** you!”
when I take your nails off with bamboo
I’m the bad guy who’ll give ya a black eye
Don’t try and spy or I’ll hang you with your necktie
You’re a waste of air, I’ll beat you like a snare
War, I declare as I mall you like a bear
Bullets in the head will leave you dead
At last, in the past, like Right Said Fred
The gun, I pack underneath
will impair more than your myelin sheath
Your family in sorrow, will send a funeral wreath
What you wanna swallow, your blood or your teeth?

 

fasnizzle dizzle
you dont got nothin playa
whatch what you saya
you never know what you might get into cuz you to stupid to know when ta shut - up
i said come here right no son and so i can kick yo (disc scratch) and then i'm gonna sit back and whatch yo lips react to my swift and strong attack
you know what you lack and finally you deserve a smack

 

When this beat comes through a barrel of a gun
You better run, and cover
go see your mother and cry like a little gurl
and curl
until you die
Cause this beat will fly
into the sky
you will be left behind
in the long race
KNOW YOUR PLACE!

 

Hold up, Alakai didn't win yet!
Don't let up, cuz we just started this set.
More peeps would wanna battle I bet,
So keep yo seat and see what else we can get.
Not much with these lyrics but I'll try continue.
We wanna see what else you got in you.
Sure you can whip out words that'll rhyme,
But what about a rhythm, sweet and sour like lime?
That's the more creative thing, cool ring and a sting,
All the girls would prefer it more than ding-a-ling.
And I don't even rap or even know how to sing,
But I just keep this up until the bell goes ding....*DING!*

 

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMA cucumber
cucumber
cucumber
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMA cucumber
cucumber man

 

is it surprising only guys do this
it makes me laugh and hiss

< i tried, i tried :anime: >

 

LOL, some of those rhymes are WACK yo.

 

It is really silly
As crazy as a lil willy!

 

Yall better recongnizw!!!

heh not that i can do much better i got no skillz
lol
let me attempt LOL!

nm ill leave it up to the pros
hehe you guys are freaking hillaruous....
smilies is waht im all about
push you off a bridge and hear a shout
im an nutt dont mess with me
ill beat you up and kick you in the kness
insane but wickedly smart
dont go on my actions
or ill **** you up
*does slim shadey stance* yo!
lol
that was week lol