Humour Best Friends

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friend: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food


2. Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa

Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom and Grandpa, GRAMPS!


3. Friend: would bail you out of jail

Best friend: would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!! that was fun!"


4. Friend: has never seen you cry

Best friend: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not still down.


5. Friend: asks you to write down your number.

Best friend: has you on speed dial


6. Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

Best friend: Loses your **** and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."


7. Friend: only knows a few things about you

Best friend: could write a very embarrassing biography of your life...


8. Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.


9. Friends: would knock on your front door

Best friends: walk right in and say "I'M HOME"


10. Friends: you have to tell them not to tell anyone

Best friends: already know not to tell


11. Friends: are only through highschool

Bestfriends: are for life


12. Friends: will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

Best Friends: will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "***** drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste"

 

Man, there are so many of these that are true. Like number nine for me, my best friend just sorta waltzes in and says hi. Uninvited mostly. Gotta love best friends...

 

hehe, it's kinda sentimental, in a nice way. I like it.

 

i'm a best friend... at least as far as there is food... lol

 

Want to be my best friend? Well you can't! I already have a best friend. Ha, I got a good laugh out of that, you can still be my friend. *Adds pardal to friends list*.

 

so many friends have i had in my life but of those who plunder your house and are not seen again..... thankssssss shijin, i need friends *also added*

 

Your welcome. So what do you want to do now, friend? Do you want to go fishing? Or maybe play catch? Or maybe post some more on BJP? Let's go with option number 3, shall we? God I love friends.

*I'm sorry, but the user "pardal" has removed you from his contacts list.*

Aww...

 

*pardal removed shijin from his contact list, quit bjp, and commited suicide.*

then hit his head on a bedside thingy and woke up.... what a nightmare**


**don't confuse with the user Nightmare wich is not the same.

 

Hehe, this is cute ^^ Even though I've seen it before *way* too many times (stupid forwards >_>), but it's still cute, even though it's pretty much saying that best friends are royal pains in the a*s XD Which can be true, sometimes...

Edit: I keep getting around the censor @_@ I swear, I don't know how I'm doing it....

 

Hehe, all of those are true for me and my best friend. And if you wanna know why click on the "friends" thing and take a guess. (Yes, it's still like that)

 

Just about everyone of these are true about me and my bestfriend. We walk into each other's house without even knocking and our moms always look at us funny.

 

I've seen something like this, except more. I'll post it:

A Simple Friend has never seen you cry.
A Real Friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A Simple Friend doesn't know your parent's first names.
A Real Friend has their phone numbers in the address book.
A Simple Friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A Real Friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A Simple Friend hates it when you call after he/she has gone to bed.
A Real Friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A Simple Friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A Real Friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A Simple Friend wonders about your romantic history.
A Real Friend could blackmail you with it.
A Simple Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A Real Friend opens your refrigerator and helps herself.
A Simple Friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A Real Friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.
A Simple Friend expects you to always be there for them.
A Real Friend expects to always be there for you.

Just substitute Best Friend for Real and it's basically the same thing.

 

These are getting good. I like the blackmail ones especially cause they're the funniest.

 

I don't pick favourites. I think all should be treated equal....or something...

-Seishin

 

I've always considered my "best" friends to be the ones that I find myself closest to and talking to and spending time with the most. People that I care about of course, I find that I start thinking of them as my "best" friend not because I like them the most, but because I spend the most time with them, or because I know them the best.

For example, months ago, I would have said Jedimdo was my best friend. I talked to him all the time on MSN, we knew each other pretty well, and all that, but now... Now I never even see him online, I rarely talk to him, and I'd be willing to bet that both of us have changed so much that the person we knew before is either no more or forgotten.

I'd have to say Kagome's Arrow is my best friend now. Sure, she talks... a LOT, but she's been a very valuable friend to me, in so many ways. She's done so much for me in the past while, I can say she's one person I'm very glad to have known. Certainly we've gotten to know each other really uh... well... :shy3:

 

*Ahem* I... Am SO ashamed. I feel like a dirtball kicked aside, a shadow cast away by the sun, and just a plain old outcast. I'm like, totaly not talking to you for like, 5 minutes.

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Hi!

 

I'm not sure if it's good or bad that I don't have a friend like that. I mean... I guess the closest things to a best friend I'd have are Kara (even though she's technically more, but still a friend) and maybe Bus... I don't really HAVE friends, sooo... yeah. Ah well, all the easier to keep track of and such.

 

Nice find. A lot of those are true atleast for me.