Humour Bush Jokes

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  1. Hitohiro

    Hitohiro Angel of Wind

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    I know there's a lot of these out there and I know a lot, but I'm sure there's some I haven't heard. This one I heard this morning-


    What were the hardest 3 years of Bush's life?


    The 2nd grade.

    This was pretty funny.
     
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  2. Chane

    Chane Audience of One

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    An oldie but a goodie.

    1. Go to Google

    2. Put into the search "miserable failure"

    3. Hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"

    4. Enjoy the results
     
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  3. Orion

    Orion Gears

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    Im can't believe that actually worked. Poor guy.

    Anyway, here's a little part from Family Guy:

    Louis: "This is terrible, how are we going to find them?"

    Brian: "Don't worry, Louis. I'm pretty good at finding people. Hell, I was the one that found Bush after Katrina."

    Brian to treehouse on Bush's ranch: "Uhh... Mr President? You up there?"

    Bush to Brian: "Go 'way."

    Brian: "Sir, there's been a catastrphy in new Orleans."

    Bush "I'm readin' Super Fudge."

    Brian: "Sir you've gotta come down."

    Bush "Don't make me do stuff."

    God I love Family Guy... ;)
     
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  4. Wolfie

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  5. Ashika

    Ashika This thing is so short...

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    There were five ppl on a plane. When the plane when down only bush picked up a backpack.
     
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  6. Black Nyoko

    Black Nyoko New Member

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    Here's an interview that Bush had prior to his presidency.....I saw it on t.v. a while ago - it was totally funny :D


    Interviewer: 'Can you name the President of Chechnya?'
    Bush: 'No. Can you?'
    Interviewer: 'Prime Minister of India?'
    Bush: 'Er...The new Prime Minister of India is...er...No.'
    ...
    Bush: 'The new Pakistani General, he's just been elected...He appears he'll bring stability to the country.'
    Interviewer: 'And can you name him?'
    Bush: 'General, I can Name the General.'
    Interviewer: 'And it's...?'
    Bush: 'General'
     
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  7. BakaMattSu

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    The best humour when it comes to Bush is his own witty speech. They've come to be known as Bushisms. For example:

    "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." —George W. Bush, Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005

    "Wow! Brazil is big." —George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

    "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." —George W. Bush, Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005

    "Who could have possibly envisioned an erection — an election in Iraq at this point in history?" —George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005
     
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  8. Reisti Skalchaste

    Reisti Skalchaste New Member

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    I wonder what was on his mind. :rolleyes:

    I bought a calendar for 2005 of Bushisms, it was quite amusing, and I read it all in one day.

    Fastest year I've ever lived. :dizzy2:
     
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