Compulsive liar? Yes. I mean no. I mean..What?! [Another Rant..Damn. ]

So here I am, in debate over every little thing that comes to mind when the phone rings. Now, I can't ignore a phone call no matter how much I feel like doing so. That's OCD for you. I can't see cigarette ashes either, so I have to ash into a can. OCD is a bitch.

Anyway, I answered the phone groggy and alittle angry and the person on the other line said these words: You're a compulsive liar and by that I mean, you lied.

._. Wtf? Who calls and says that? Who the fuck calls me at 4 am telling me I lied? And then the fucker laughed. Fine, I deal with it like so.

Chance: Ok, what'd I lie about?
Jean: You said you'd rp with my charrie..
Chance: It's 4am. I couldn't see to type.
Jean: You promised.
Chance:...

So reluctantly I'm getting out of bed and clambering to my computer, naked and cold and pretty miserable. I get on gaia, log on and get to the thread. I make a nice long post, get my blood flowing for the whole rp thing and BAM IN THE FUCKING FACE! He calls again.

...

Jean: I'm tired, I don't think i want to rp.
Chance: God hates you, but not nearly as much as I do.
Jean: [I hear purring]
Chance: What are you doing?
Jean: Trying to get you off.
Chance:...What?
Jean: Does that get you in the mood?
Chance: Oh yeah.. All the time.. 'Cause purring is my thing..[I trail off, feeling slightly sick to my stomach]
Jean: Don't be a smartass. Want me to talk dirty?
Chance: Er, no. No, I'm good with not having you talk dirty. No phone sex, no purring.. I'm happy mastubating alone, thanks.
Jean: [Makes sniffling noises]
Chance: [Click. I hang up. ]

Gaia is for perverts, people my age who are literate and pedophiles. it's official but I don't mind. Why? Because I rp with them. I don't care what they do IRL, I play with their characters. Like people on Boards, furries and pedos and such. But that's all you people, whereas I won't judge you on your preferences. I prefer to just not know.

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