Jo-E starts to squirm around in the web, *wakes up*, Jo-E:UH??? *starts to power up* To burn through the web
The entangled Jo-E, lying in a heaping mess of webs, starts to glow. In a bright flash of white light, the webs disintegrate, and Jo-E is left charred on the ground. He gets up and dusts himself off. BEATS: "Jo-E! I thought you were dead! You went into the ruins and never came out, and then we found that the spiders got to you!"
Jo-E picks up his hat and dustest it off Jo-E: You mean to say you thought i was dead?,by the way how long was i in this cave???
Dr. Beats looks at Jo-E. BEATS: It's been three weeks, Jo-E! [he looks back at the door] Jo-E, maybe you can help us with this door ...
Caracol: *looks at inscription* Tines, Tines, Tines... they're long then short, and end here *dumbfounded* 20 minutes later LIGHTNING!!(Caracol's catch phrase) It's a fo.....
Jo-E begins to power up to blast the door, but he loses his concentration as a loud rumble begins in the ruins. The door cracks open ... but there's no light shining through. The other side is completely dark. MANO: It could be unsafe, Doctor. I'll go first. [he takes the torch and walks into the room, stepping out of view. You all here a thud, and see the torch fall to the floor. BEATS: MANO!! Are you alright? There is no reply. Beats grabs Jo-E's flashlight and thrusts it inst Caracol's hands. BEATS: You four get in there and see what happened!
Lu-Lu, a bit cautious, follows behind Caracol's light. [This message has been edited by Seraphim (edited 08-29-2001).]
As you step into the dark room, your flashlight passes over Mano's body on the ground. His clothes look singed, and he seems pretty beat up. You are about to drag him out of the room to tend to his wounds, but suddenly the chamber lights up, revealing brightly-painted walls, an intricate mosaic ceiling, and many incandescent light bulbs lining the room. There is a closed oak door on the far end of the room. An odd sort of elevator music begins to play, and in a puff of blue, green and pink smoke, three humanoid figures appear in the room. One is a thin man with bright blue hair, and a matching set of tights with a "B" on his chest. His head is shaved on the left and right sides, and there is a tuft from the centre of his head covering his right eye. Another is a tall, muscular man in green tights and with long green hair pulled in a pony tail at the back of his head. He has a "C" on his chest. The third person is a slim woman in hot pink tights, with matching hair worn at shoulder length. She has a "S" on her chest. All three have pale white skin with just a hint of their matching colour. "B" MAN: Sooooooooooo! The intruders face the intruded! [he talks with a voice that somehow manages to be deep, mysterious and prissy at the same time] At this point, Dr. Beats walks into the room. BEATS: Intruders? What are you talking about? We're a party of achaeologists exploring these ruins. "C" MAN: That's exactly the point! [he speaks in a gruff voice, like that of a pro wrestler] These ruins are our base of operations. "S" WOMAN: And by entering here, [she speaks in a voice that you thought only pop stars could pull off] you have intruded on our HQ. You must be destroyed! BEATS: Wait! Who are you? The three jump up in the air and do a little flashy acrobatics. WEIRDOS: We are ... "B": Baron! "C": Colon! "S": Sharon! ALL: All of us together are ... THE PEACH MOUNTAIN SHOGUNS!!! They land on the ground, which has suddenly transformed into a rock-opera stage for no apparent reason, with Baron and Colon crouched and holding fans up to Sharon, who stands in the middle. The music changes from elevator to hard-core techno fight music. You get the idea that it's time to fight.
"I really don't know what this circus act is all about, but let's get this party started!" states Lu-Lu, as she whips out a couple daggers from regions of her self no one would have guessed held the deadly blades... 0_o *Lu-Lu goes into defensive fighting stance*
BARON: WEIRDOS!! !! You'll pay for that! He rushes at Caracol full-tilt and slams the Namek into a wall. The hero manages to wrestle the Shogun from on top of him, but his sword falls to the ground two feet away. By focusing his power, Baracol quickly creates a duplicate of himself, just as Colon does the same. In a blur of green tights and Namek skin, the two (or is it four?) lock it up. As Lu-Lu draws her daggers, Sharon leaps with a flying kick through the air at her head. The attack misses, and the Shogun lands rolling, and turns it into a hand-spring into Dr. Beats. Beats falls to the ground with a grunt, and the Pink Shogun turns her attention back to Lu-Lu.
LuLu thinks to herself as she quickly looks at the fighting scene *That was a close call, shes fast...but why did I get the Pink Freak???* she prepares herself for any more fast moves, constantly looking for an opening.
Beats rolls out of the way of the Chi attack, and Sharon is nailed by it. She flies to the back of the stage, trying to pick herself from off the ground. However, Baron is not idle. Still angry about the "weirdos" remark, he grabs Caracol while his attention is focussed on Sharon and turns him around. Grabbing the Namek's colar, Baron delivers his "Peach Mountain Flip Kick", which is to say that he does a quick flip in one place and kicks Caracol in the head while in the air. Caracol remains standing, however, but is a little rattled by the hit, with a ringing sound in his head. Baron lands perfectly a few steps away.
