Video Games Destroy All Humans!

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by Kain, Jun 27, 2005.

  1. Kain

    Kain Plaything of Doom

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    This has got to be one of the best games i've bought in ages. It is so addictive and fun. I wasn't even thinkning of buying it until the day it came out. I overheard the staff in the shop saying that they only had one copy of the game left and that it was scary that it was outselling Tekken.

    In the game you play an Alien that is sent to earth to collect the DNA of humans, because the cloning process that the Furons (the alien race) has started to decompos. Humans carry in them a small amount of pure Furon DNA (has something to do with a drunken night a few milleniums ago :sweat: ) and its up to you to collect this DNA.

    The one thing that makes this game really fun is that you can quickly switch between using your guns to using your telekensis to pick up people and cars and slam them into walls, which is remarkabley fun. You can also board your spaceship at anytime to take to the skies and destroy anything in site. Fans of Invader Zim will be pleased to hear a familer for one of the main characters, and the script it also one of the funniest i've heard in a long time. This game has probably made my year.

    (1000th post, decided to make it a big one)
     
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  2. Reisti Skalchaste

    Reisti Skalchaste New Member

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    I DEMAND MORE INFORMATION AND SCREENSHOTS
     
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  3. Cherrygirl

    Cherrygirl Cherrylicious!

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    every time i see the commercials for it, i wanna play it more and more x_x
     
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  4. Kaiyon

    Kaiyon Grim Reaper

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    Oh yeah...., I remember the big talk there was about this game. I hear the mind control and vaporizing abilities are very cool.
    I really would like to go around a simple town, terrorizing humans about the doom I, myself will bring down upon them. Muahahahahaa!!!!

    - Kaiyon
     
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  5. Kain

    Kain Plaything of Doom

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  6. BakaMattSu

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    Some amazing renders in this one. The game scores high in originality and presentation for me. I haven't made it too far in, but cranking up the anal probe on farmers is fun to watch as their brains burst out of their skulls.

    I can see the DNA collection becoming tedious though. Advancing to the next stage requires doing little sub-missions and/or DNA harvesting - considering upgrades also cost DNA, it might mean a bit of repetitive farming.
     
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  7. Teddz

    Teddz Sexy Swedish Love ♥

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    That's one of the games flaws, repetition. It has a tendency to get a bit repetitive because it has a small bit of varierty.

    Overall, I love the 60s theme that this game has, and the probes are just hilarious to use.

    I'd rent it, but buy it? Probably not.

    - Teddz
     
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  8. Fang

    Fang New Member

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    I got the game.It is pretty funny because the alien, Pox says that they sent Furon sailors and they let off some steam ,one thing led to another :D.I like the pyscokenekis because you can throw people around and fling cars at police.The downsides in the game are that you have to buy upgrades for your ship.You also can't lift homes with your psyhic abilities.
     
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  9. SoraStrife

    SoraStrife New Member

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    destory...heh!

    Well, I just got the demo of it like a few weeks ago and it was funny and pretty cool to play. The controling is easy too.. but I can recomend you guys that if you hate people there is a way to take that anger and stress out...then just play that game and destory the freaken HUMANS!!! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *cough* ........*cough*......damn, I almost choked on my saliva... :bleed: I think that would be cool if that really happen in real life.... :rolleyes:....guess you can say that I'am "PURE EVIL...." :D
     
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  10. Kain

    Kain Plaything of Doom

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    I realy love the script in this game, espesally Crypto's "Jack Nickilson" kind of voice. "EAT HOT PLASMA MONKEYS!!!".
    If anyone gets the chance try and set one of the Majestic on fire, its funny listening to them run around and descripe their symptoms with to much pain or emotion in their voices, "fire, pain, intense agony... these mean nothing to me".

    The only real down side to this game that really annoies me is the cops really fake wannabe irish accents. Makes me wanna pick them up and throw them into a wall.
     
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  11. Seishin

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    Practically, like everyone said, the probes are the best things in this game. Very original, i expected crap from all those crappy comercials, but it turns out preety good.

    Something to buy? Maybe for some. I stick with renting.

    -Seishin
     
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