Creative Writing Dos and don'ts of valentines day cards!

Just a little thread 4 valentines day!

One thing you DON'T EVER put in a valentines day card!

My love,
You skipped towards me,
Like a fluffly,
snowwhite lamb,
Even though you looked like,
A week-old garbage bag full of jam.

Meh....

What sort of things would you, or would you not, put in a valentines day card?

 

Here's a big time DON'T.

Do not write a 47 page rambling manifesto comparing your love as a couple to that of Tom Arnold and Rosanne Barr.

 

LOL heres a good don't:

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
my nose smells
and your feet do too!

 

Nappy hair nappy hair, eyes like a toad, come over her so i can **** you like a dog. (sorry but thats the poem.)

 

Ok first thins first. First off, I wouldn't tell my valentine Where's my gift. I gave you one so where's mine? Iv'e been through that and it's something that was said to me. I was so offended. I would say (If I know the guy really well) I love you!:blush2: Yupper!! I'd also try not to make a fool of myself by trying to kiss the guy even if he didn't want to.

 

I wouldn't say
Roses are green,
Voilets are black,
why is your chest,
as flat as my back.

apparently one of my friends said this and got a new one torn into him.

Don't get a card that says
"Damn your old, Happy Valintines day!"

They had one like this at the store down the street.

 

Definite NO

My Dearest EX Love,
As i gaze at your picture,
I realize how unattractive you are.
What with your frizzy hair,
Gapped teeh,
And wall eye,
You truly are a horror that scares children.
Happy Valentines Day!

I gave that to an ex, and she didnt talk to me for about three months.

Definite YES

My dearest,
As i gaze at your picture,
I am reminded of the ocean,
Your eyes are as blue as its waters,
Your perfect cheekbones, like ripples belying an untouched beauty.
Your hair flows like a great wave,
Captivating all it meets.
Hunny, you truly are beautiful,
As well as compassionate, caring, and wonderful.
Life seems to be so much better when your around,
And your kiss sets my heart ablaze.
What I'm trying to so desperately say here is,
I Love You.
Will you be my Valentine?

Myeah. They all loved that one. All two of em.

Another DONT...

I thougt a black rose would be an erotic touch. Turns out, they mean die.

 

Which one do you think is better. I want to send this to a girl that I don't want to freak out with some "lovy duvy" stuff.

When twilight drops her curtain
And pins it with a star,
Remember I'm your true friend
No matter where you are.

or.... (I consider this one more risky)

If I were a head of lettuce,
I'd cut myself in two.
I'd give the leaves to all my friends
And send the heart to you.

Anybody want to comment on which one they think might be better?

 

Well make sure she likes cheesiness.

But I think the second one... its just so cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!!!

Granted I'm not a woman so I'm not the one to ask... ask k0ge.

 

Hi, I'm k0ge. heh.....well if you ask me, go with the first one. If some guy sent me a poem that involved cutting ...themselves in half if they....were...uh...lettuce. It might creep me out a bit, or I may just laugh at them. I'd go with the first one, much safer if ya ask me.

 

Well this is not good, one for and one against. Guess it's time to flip a coin

 

No, you're going to listen to k0ge. As she's the woman, she's a much better voice of authority.

 

I know, I was thinking that too.... Curses, don't they have a manual on this stuff?!?

 

They did, but it was destroyed in the revolution

 

I relally think you should go for the first one. I am female so I should know. I think the both of them are cute though. But I say go for the first one! :glazed:

 

Yep the first one definetly! (*^_^*) The second one is kind of scary....*raises an eyebrow*. There's just something about cutting.....I don't know I guess if a guy gave me a poem like that I wouldn't freakout all crazy or anything ya know cuz its the thought that counts. ^_^ But hey both of the poems are petty good so I'll shut up..... *OnE MoRe ThInG* Hee Hee, I think that just knowing that someone has taken the time out to wright something of their very own for someone they care about is really cool so yeah their both good. k-ByE

~Washu:sweat:

 

They are both cute but the second one is way more corney than the first, so I'ld go with the first one as well.