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  1. chiquitabanana

    chiquitabanana finally legal

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    Its a steal!

    When I heard this was a steal, I didnt really expect it to be true

    Finally you never have to worry about breaking your heels while at your wedding reception
     
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    chiquitabanana, Aug 3, 2004
  2. wing_goddess

    wing_goddess Power User

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    the pic with the guy's head in his a$$ was something i've never seen before....well well... that's quite the Ebay auction.

    i use to have the link to another joke Ebay auction where some guy sold a tin foil hate that was suppose to protect your pets from the government...i think it was an idea from a movie. Anyway, the guy made an extra $13.00 at the end of the auction. i liked that one more. it had things like, "bid on this, and you'll be labelled as cool"...etc. yes.
     
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  3. Dante

    Dante New Member

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    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=2486197647&category=6737

    ^=- A great purchase for you to start your very own world-domination campaign


    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63677&item=2485993125&rd=1

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    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5912797112&rd=1

    ^=- Great for Civil War reinactments, picking cotton and getting you watermelon and lemonade. For a Limited Time! Limited Number In Stock!


    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33165&item=5511504578&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

    ^=- Did you ever regret that circumcision? Well now, no worries! With this new product, you can reverse the process! (Not responsible for any injuries upon using this device, no refunds).


    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=553&item=5312876889&rd=1

    ^=- Of course, not exclusive to E-Bay, available at any souvenir shop in New York City.

    That's all for now, folks.
     
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    Dante, Aug 3, 2004
  4. Paranoid Trooper

    Paranoid Trooper Reanimator

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  5. Spiggy

    Spiggy Freak of Nature

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    Well then, should I ever need a pair of sporty wedding shoes or my own personal tank I know who to speak to...

    :p
     
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  6. Reisti Skalchaste

    Reisti Skalchaste New Member

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    I don't have a link, but there was a guy selling a quarter-pound of his own ****. He said you could get any texture, and he'd work with you on the color. Fruity Pebbles, for example, would make it turn green.

    I guess it's true, you can get anything on E-bay.
     
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    Reisti Skalchaste, Aug 3, 2004
  7. Phalanx

    Phalanx Long Live M2A!

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  8. Ciel

    Ciel Unoa Freak
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    I remember when there was a bogus auction on ebay for a city. lol. people were bidding.
     
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    Ciel, Aug 3, 2004
  9. mangamonkey

    mangamonkey New Member

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    damn i have no cool links

    but i did hear a while ago that someone managed to sell:

    a bucket of london water (i dont know the final winning bid)

    and

    A cardboard box (went for £400)
    (it was a box that used to contain an original apple mac, USED to contain a computer but doesn't now)
     
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    mangamonkey, Aug 4, 2004
  10. Bloodberry

    Bloodberry Bloody Berry
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    right up there with people selling an a$$ kicking, their own soul, and a night with their mother...
     
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    Bloodberry, Aug 4, 2004
  11. Kagome's Arrow

    Kagome's Arrow Princess of Unicorns

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    I seem to remember some sort of commotion a short while ago involving some girl trying to sell her virginity on E-bay...
     
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    Kagome's Arrow, Aug 22, 2004
  12. chiquitabanana

    chiquitabanana finally legal

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  13. Phalanx

    Phalanx Long Live M2A!

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    My brother told me about that after hearing the whole story on Howard Stern. According to him, she sold it for $8 million to some fat ugly guy from Britain, and it was the worst experience she ever had.
     
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    Phalanx, Aug 23, 2004
  14. KaYasha

    KaYasha I'm Boelak Yrubron

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  15. Kain

    Kain Plaything of Doom

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    After hearing about that some friends in college and myself tried to do the same thing to this guy that was annoying us, without telling him. We even had a picture ready to go, but we wanted to set up an annomonus account, but we didn't have a credit card number :sweat: . Was funny though, we spent an hour in the library laughing as we were thinking about what details to put in the discription.
     
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  16. Yasuko

    Yasuko I beg your pudding?

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    Heh heh, those are good! I remember this one auction on ebay for Satan's Kitty! It was just a cute little siamese but they claimed its eyes were red and it attacked the owners at night... lol.
    I've also seen entire families up for auction, belly button lint, and a ghost in a jar.
     
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    Yasuko, Sep 14, 2004
  17. yakamashi

    yakamashi New Member

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    my friends tried that once. showed a picture of herself but no one bidded. that was funny...
     
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    yakamashi, Sep 15, 2004

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