Eye eye captian

Why do I live in the South? Eh it is warm but the darn mesquitoes.... and those roaches, ech.

In recent news: I got my eye surgery today. It was... bright and green. My left eye looks a bit blood shot, but then having some one prod your eye can do that. Yeh that doctor is pretty cool. I mean he knows the light frenquency and blah blah blah. *gets distracted* Oh did I mention that the world looked pink for a while =P most amusing. My eye still feels kinda funny...

I wish that I could be as forgiving as some people, but I get hurt so easily... I guess that he is a better person for being able to love some one who no longer cares about him. Maybe we could all learn to be a better person if we were more like him.

SOME WHERE OUT THERE SOME ONE IS DREAMING A DREAM yeah whatever

Wert I still must draw a liger for you... orange with a green aura right?

 

*Aye Aye Captain.

...Wait that was a play on words. I get it.

...No, really, I do.

I told ya the doktor knew what he was doing. You'd be surprised the depth of knowledge us professionals have for the things we work with. I'm glad your eyeball is okies dokies.

Pink is alright, though really do hate her music. If your eye feels funny does that mean that you can't stop laughing at it?

If it's bloodshot you can always tell people that you got into a fight with a giant Zebra Goblin, or mebbe an Antlion. Then you'll be able to walk around campus as a badass, flaunting your 'red eye' of justice, ducking into phone booths and re-emerging as none other than Jackabee- AntLion Tamer and Zebra Goblin smite-er. Your peers will be writhing with jealousy as you take to the skies to fight crime and solve mysteries with your helpful, yet kooky sidekick Mole- Mr. Abbington.

Yesh, onwards with the Liger. Orange with a bright green aura 'cause it's magikal. You can give it Ross Perot's face if you must, tho I would rather it resemble Alan Greenspan. He has magik too.

~W

 

wow jack, we both live in the south..AND YES IT IS FREEZING AS HELL. and the rest..ill talk to you about if you like

 

Laser eye surgery will only give you "superpowers" for a while. But be glad you can see colors, Jackabee. Unlike me.

And I live in the south, too. Just reminding yall.