Recreation Farorite Futurama Quote

Heres my favorite Futurama quote
Professor: "Good news, everyone."
Bender: "Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that."
Professor: "You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol."
Bender: "Here it comes."
Professor: "A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone."
Bender: "Thank you, and goodnight."
Leela: "Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?"
Professor: "Why, of course! It's just a name, like the Death Zone or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror."
Leela: "Uh, Professor..."
Professor: "Off you go! Pleasant trip!"

 

It's not exact but you get the idea

Bender to the evil brains: Kiss my big fat...
Fry running in: No! Bender! Dont say it!
Bender: What?
Fry: Dont say ***!
Bender: Huh? What the hell you talking bout Fry?
Fry: If you say *** we'll blow up! They implanted a bomb in you!

Yeah. I'm sure somebody saw that episode and knows what I'm talking about.

 

I've never heard bender say that and I just checked the DVD and it bite my shiny metal arse

 

As I said. But it was still funny. I havn't seen that show in forever so...

 

Here is the actual quote:
Fry: "Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus." *laughs*
Leela: "I don't get it."
Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh. What's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you."
Fry: "Hehe, no, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here."

Just so everyone knows I get this qutoes for GotFuturama.com

 

I know this isn't exact, but it's along these lines...

<Frye> But the air is terrible...
<Bender> Yep. That's LA.
<Frye> But there's a huge desert...
<Leela> Typical LA.
<Frye> But there were kids with guns...
<Bender> Boy he just doesn't stop stating the obvious about LA, does he?

Again, it's not exact, so don't shoot me, but I found it quite humorous.

 

This is the correct version
Fry: "So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New New York in the year 4000?"
Farnsworth: "You wish! You're in Los Angeles"
Fry: "But there was this gang of ten year olds with guns!"
Leela: "Exactly, you are in LA."
Fry: "But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at eachother!"
Bender: "That's LA for ya!"
Fry: "But the air is green and there is no sign of civilization what-so-ever!"
Bender: "He just won't stop with the social commentary..."
Fry: "And the people are all phony!"

 

waaah all my favorite quotes were said already....

and to ChiOverlord.....you are a Futurama freak lol
(Iknow him personally...dont get mad at me all you mods ~_~)

 

Mods he can say that I do know him personally so he know that I do have an obbession with Futurama besides e are in the same school and half the same classes I still need some non-voilent revenge because he announed that my dad took us with him to BAAF and when I was wearing the BAAF tee

 

Mine's "uhoh Prof., I need a new Bikini!"

 

"Like a cheap French harlot!"

Sorry, I had to continue the quote. *curses OCD*