Recreation Farorite Simpson Quote

Which is your favorite Simpson quote:
Here are my two favorites both from Comic Book Guy
Worst episode ever
There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling

 

"I wish God were alive to see this!"
"I finally found a job where I wasn't lazy or corrupt, and I'm going to get killed for it!"
-Both Homer

Also,
"This ain't no crow bar. This is a crowbar."
-Moe

And this little bit:
MOE: ... And I'm taking your favourite song out of the juke box.
HOMER: It's raining men?
MOE: Not no more it ain't.

But the big winner ...

"You shot who in the what now?"
-Jasper (that old man with the long beard ... I think that's his name)

 

i've only seen the spanish translation, so here's one, this cant be said in english, it wouldnt be funny

"ME QUIERO VOLVER CHANGO!!!!" -homer

 

I tried translating it and came up with I AM WANTED TO RETURN CHANGO but the only episode that I can think that this quote is when they go the Brizil

 

Mr. Burns- Dear god Simpson can't you go one minute without making a fool of yourself.
Grampa's pant's then fall down
Grampa- How long was that?

Oh man i love those lines lol. I can't get enough of them.:anime: :catgirl:

 

I reallly like the quote:

"SAVE ME JEBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~Homer as the Missionary on the Island

 

nope....it would be more like: "i wanna turn into an ape!!!" and it was in that episode when they go to flander's beach house and lizas new friends stick seashells in homer's car, "ME QUIERO VOLVER CHANGO, MI AUTO!!!!

i'm no good at translating, i speak both languages individually, i never translate

 

"Simpson, Homer Simpson,
He's a modern (something, can't remember)
From the town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree."

I also like:
"Burn their house down. BURN 'EM ALL!!!"

And who could forget:
"This tomato tastes like grandma."

 

Simpson, Homer Simpson,
he's the greatest guy in history.
From the, town of springfield,
he's about to hit a chesnut tree...aaaaahhhh!!!!!

 

Whaaaa. I think I wet my bed!
-Ralph

Lucite..hardining. Must get into classic....battle star galactica pose. Best....death...ever!
-Comic book guy

*Grandpa knocks*
That armless weapons guy opens the door and whispers: Whats the password?
Grandpa: Open the door you idiot!

 

Some Little Common Quotes:

"Doh" - Homer
"Eeeeexcelent" - Mr Burns
"BURRRRRRRPPP" - Barney
"*suck suck*" - Magy
"I didnt do it" - Bart
"WHY YOU LITTLE!!" homer (when he strangles bart)

Here are some more:
"homer, we cant fly back home we are on our last Hundred yen" -Marge (it goes sumthing like that)

"look its springy, he put the SPRING in SPRINGfield" - Homer

"Hey look its that show that gives you Seizures *Has Seizure*" -Bart "Hey what are you watching? *Seizure*",lisa "what? *Seizure*", marge "What are you guys watching?" - homer" ok what ever *fake Seizure*" (watching japanese cartoon show in japan)

Man, the simpsons are great!

 

I don't watch the Simpsons, but I love, "D'oh!" and "SAVE ME, JEBUS!!!"

There was also one about the Second Coming, where I think Bart says, "Quick! Hide (says name of character)!" ...read it as an email sig, so it's probably off. But it was funny. >D

 

Nothing can beat the famous "D'oh"
:anime:
2nd in place : "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:

You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

lol

 

*Mr Burns tries to get some food from cafeteria but hand hits off glass*

Mr Burns; Some kind of force feild

Homer; No it's a sneeze guard, you reach under this way to get what you want or to sneeze on stuff

***************************************************

*Homer trying to get letter he sent to Mr Burns by going into post office*

Homer; Hello, my name is Mr Burns, i beleive you have a letter for me?

Post office clerk; Ok Mr Burns... & what is your first name?

Homer; I ,dont ,know

My mind seems to be stuck on the Homer/Mr burns ones right now :s

 

oh man.

"My cats breath smells like cat food."
"I bent my wookie."

(mr. burns behind homer)
"Hmm....who is this....(feels face) hmm...liver spot....liver spot....hmmm...."

uh...
"There is no escape from the fortress of the mole! Oh, except that..."

"Baby....baby...lemon."
"Baby....baby....pirate?" "Pirates are wild!"

"The bees are in the what now?"

"A shread of what? I was couting duh coctail radishes. One....two....three. Three big radishes."

ahhh......simpsons.

 

Here's some more classics for you:

Grandpa: Since I kept my options open, I can finally do what I've always wanted.
Lisa: And what's that?
Grandpa: I'm gonna die alone!

"¿Dónde está mi tequila?"
-The Spanish-speaking bee-guy

"How can a seven be a one or an eleven? What kind of god would allow that?"
-one of the victims of Homer's missionary work

 

Yes I love "Do'h", "Eat my shorts", "Ha ha" "SAVE ME, JEBUS!"

Mark Hamill says to Homer, while Homer is trying to stop a knife from coming at him - "Use the...."
Homer - "The force?"
Mark - "No, the forks"

Homer - "Hey ya Grimy!"
Frank Grimes - "Its Gimes, Frank, Grimes"
Homer - "o.k Grimy"

Homer - "Saxamaphone, saxamapoooone!"

Grandpa - "Ok where is my rich son-in-law!"
Homer - "Get in the car dad. Ill explain on the way"
Grandpa - "Oh I knew you would screw it up!"

Alien - "I bring you love!"
Groundskeaper Willy - "It's bringing love, KILL IT, KILL IT"
Smithers - "Wait! It's not an alien it's Mr. Burns"
Willy - "aww it's Mr. burns.......KILL IT, KILL IT!"

 

Sorry it took so long, it took me a while to find out what you meant.

The quote is "Holy Merciful Crap! My car!" Another classic.

 

"Can I go now?"
"I'm living in a coo-coo clock!"
"Mmmm... Purple."
"Purple is a fruit."
"Mmmm... The Land of Chocolate."
"Ohhh, I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish!"
(To Bart) "Do not hassel with the dead, boy. They have eerie powers."
"Marge, if you don't mind, I would like to be alone with the sandwich for a minute."
Marge: Are you going to eat it?
"..... Yes."
"BART-YOU-WANNA-BROWNIE-BEFORE-YOU-GO-TO-BED?!!"
"BART-YOU-WANNA-SEE-MY-CHAINSAW?!!!"
"Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a cue tip!"
"Oooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man! From happy land! In his gum-drop house on Lollypop Laaaaaaane!"

-Homer



"What a load of crappy-crap-crap!"
"Will the owner of the great big butt please move it out of my face!"
"It's crap-tacular."
"Let's see if they wore underwear back then!"
"Can't sleep... Clown will eat me. Can't sleep... Clown will eat me."
"Cool! I broke his brain!"

-Bart



"Ohhh, I can see the music!"
"I am the lizard queen!"

-Lisa




These are all I can remember so far. I love this show

 

Spoiler: simpsons

Another one of my favorites is when Rainyour Wolfcastle is starring as Radioactive Man in the new movie and when the nuclear waste is coming towards him and he puts on te google and then the waste covers him and he says "The googles they do nothing"