Tenchi Muyo Favorite Tenchi Quotes

quotes from the blonde one

put up quotes from your favorite person in here!!

"that's one hamburger, would you care for some fries, apple pie, a french toast, a sandwich or a vanilla shake with that? hot chocolate would be good too. how 'bout a pork chop burger? our pork chop burgers are best and..."blue kiyone "i told you to give them sugjestions! what do you think he'll do with all that?!?" mihoshi: "but it all tastes really good," kiyone:"that's not the point!!" mihoshi:"whadda you think, mr. customer, you like our pork chop burgers, don't you?":sweat2:

 

*bonk*

Mihoshi: "Ouch".

*faint*

 

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"Hey, you people! Did I just come through here?" -Washu, Tenchi Universe

"I don't need this kind of trouble!" - Tenchi Masaki, Tenchi Universe

"What's that smell? Oh, it's only gas fumes. Gas fumes?!" -Tenchi Masaki, Tenchi Muyo!

"What do we do now? Maybe we should cry out for help, like help!!" -Tenchi Masaki, Tenchi Universe

"Hold it, Please. Stop right there. If you move, I'm gonna shoot. And if I shoot, its gonna really hurt you." -- Mihoshi

"Mihoshi, you didn't steal candy from some kid who turned out to be a demon, did you?" -- Kiyone

"You should never challenge someone unless you know you can beat them!" - Ryoko

"A female student? No! I am Washu, and I just happen to be the top scientific genius in the universe! I am cute! I have to admit, I do look a little young to be your mom, don't I, Ryoko?" - Washu

Oh and I Love This one!! ^_^

"Oh, will you please call me... Little Washu!" - Washu

k I'm done (*^_^*)

~Washu

 

"If you make me leave, I'll hate you forever, so there." -Sasami

*this is byfar the cutest one i have seen *

*Later Days*

*Sasami*

 

This my fave, the tone and attitude (at least in the dub) are perfect.

"Where were you when they handed out the brains?"
-Washu to Mihoshi aboard Kagato's ship

 

"Where were you when they handed out the brains?" -Washu

"Keep frowining, and those wrinkles will NEVER go away" -Ryoko

Man! I wish I knew some more!

 

"This must be that pregnancy thing people get all hyped about"-ryoko

"Its not my fault!"-ryoko

 

" you know you love me tenchi"-Ryoko:shy:

" i have a taste for pickles and ice cream"- Ryoko

"Well whats it gonna be MOM"- Ryoko

" i'll call her Ryo-ohki"- Ryoko


"isn't that like the name of your ship?"-Iyaka(however you spell it)

"You should never challenge someone unless you know you can beat them!" - Ryoko
:shy3:

 

“No, wait! Just a minute! I thought YOU were supposed to be a space pirate!” Tenchi Masaki, Tenchi Myuo! Universe

“For the sake of universal peace, I am going to finish you off once and for all!” Ayeka, Tenchi Myuo! Universe

“That’s it. My career is in toilet.” Kiyone, Tenchi Myuo! Universe

“Okay, listen, I don’t have a clue what your purpose is, but perhaps we can work it out peacefully, you know, talk tinhgs out… Can we all just get along?” Tenchi Masaki, Tenchi Myuo! Universe

“A new customer!” – Azaka and Kamidaki, Tenchi Myuo! Universe

“You want me fix this? Me fix this? Let me make it clear for you. I am scientist, not a mechanist. Now if you excuse me, I have a research to do…” Washu-chan, Tenchi Myuo! Universe

“Oh, excuse me, I’m so sorry… *laugh*” Ayeka, Tenchi Myuo! Universe

“Oh, no. But if I remember correctly, I think that’s the name of your spaceship, Ryoko… This means that… This means that you must really like the name Ryo-Ohki!” Mihoshi, Tenchi Myuo! Universe

“My dear, My first grandchild is born! Well, she’s not the typical kind you normally would expect, but she’s healthy and she looks just like Tenchi!” Noboyuki, Tenchi Myuo! Universe

“In the darkness of the universe, fighting the fear and desperation worse then death itself, I dreamt of this moment over and over… Dreamt of the moment I kill you, Yosho!” Kagato, Tenchi Myuo! Universe

“Come to me now, crown prince of the Jurai Royal Family! Come, face me, and taste the blood of your defeat!” Kagato, Tenchi Myuo! Universe