FEEL THE WRATH OF JACKABEE NINJAS

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  1. Jackabee

    Jackabee Captain Jackabee Sparrow

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    Jackabee says:
    YAY FOR LAST EXILE

    Gensai says:
    ???

    Jackabee says:
    Oo

    Jackabee says:
    geeze

    Gensai says:
    ???

    Jackabee says:
    nvm

    Gensai says:
    ok then

    Jackabee says:
    *viciously tickles you*

    Gensai says:
    *falls over* ZD

    Gensai says:
    *XD

    Jackabee says:
    lol

    Jackabee says:
    WAAAAHHHHH YAAAHHHH

    Gensai says:
    ???

    Jackabee says:
    Beware... of the Jackabee ninja

    Gensai says:
    XD

    Jackabee says:
    you mock the Jackabee ninja ?

    Gensai says:
    maybe

    Jackabee says:
    hmm

    Jackabee says:
    *Pounces on you and ties you up with toilet paper*

    Jackabee says:
    you look like a mummy

    Gensai says:
    wow

    Jackabee says:
    That ll teach ya

    Gensai says:
    XDE

    Jackabee says:
    *takes news paper and starts tearing it into strips while also mixing something*

    Jackabee says:
    *evil grin*

    Jackabee says:
    but why stop there?

    Jackabee says:
    eh?

    Jackabee says:
    hmm

    Jackabee says:
    well then

    Gensai says:
    uh oh

    Jackabee says:
    I guess you have no arguement against it

    Jackabee says:
    therefore let the fun begin

    Gensai says:
    heh

    Jackabee says:
    *starts dipping the strips of news paper into the goop and then sticking them on you...* *continues until you are completely covered in a nice layer* Paper mache

    Jackabee says:
    is most amusing

    Gensai says:
    uh oh

    Jackabee says:
    now you have a full body cast

    Jackabee says:
    *takes out giant hairdryer and dries it till it's nice and hard* *then begins another layer*

    Jackabee says:
    =)

    Gensai says:
    oh boy

    Jackabee says:
    =)

    Jackabee says:
    *then uses the hairdryer on that layer*

    Gensai says:
    uh oh

    Jackabee says:
    *jackabee suddenly multiplies so the work goes even faster*

    Jackabee says:
    *soon you have many hardened layers on you*

    Gensai says:
    Oo

    Jackabee says:
    *it has eye holes and breathing holes

    Jackabee says:
    so

    Jackabee says:
    you can survive*

    Gensai says:
    XD

    Gensai says:
    thanks for your concern XD

    Jackabee says:
    *gets out saw*

    Jackabee says:
    now

    Jackabee says:
    it's time to take it off

    Jackabee says:
    *one of the other Jackabees draws a line around the entire cast*

    Jackabee says:
    *all but one of theJackabees laugh evilly*

    Gensai says:
    uh oh

    Jackabee says:
    =)

    Jackabee says:
    "eh but if we get blood on it then it will be no good..." says the one Jackabee

    Gensai says:
    Oo

    Jackabee says:
    *all of them raise an eyebrow and then start nodding and murmering words of agreement* one says "then what should we do?"

    Jackabee says:
    the one Jackabee that didn't laugh pulls out a huge machine....

    Jackabee says:
    that looks much like a laser of some sort

    Gensai says:
    Oo

    Gensai says:
    *tries to run but cant*

    Jackabee says:
    "um if you pee in it then we'll have to do the whole proccess all over again"

    Jackabee says:
    Another one continues "and you wouldn't want that now would you

    Jackabee says:
    "

    Gensai says:
    *tries to shake head*

    Jackabee says:
    The 'cheif' Jackabee (the one that pulled out the laser lookin' device) starts up the machine

    Gensai says:
    OO

    Jackabee says:
    and starts flipping a bunch of switches

    Jackabee says:
    and the machine starts to hum

    Gensai says:
    OO

    Jackabee says:
    Suddenly a great beam of light hits you and you suddenly find yourself out in an open field

    Gensai says:
    oro?

    Jackabee says:
    All of the Jackabee's cry out in success

    Jackabee says:
    "HUZZAH"

    Jackabee says:
    *and then march off carrying the Gensai shaped cast*

    Gensai says:
    Oo

    Jackabee says:
    *ploting to use it to create an evil robot clone of Gensai*


    *this is part of a conversation.... it was basically left intact for my amusement.... The only things changed where my MSN name de jour and the space after every line, mainly so that the boy beneath the stairs doesn't get confused...
    and if you don't get the part in "Indigo", then you should probably step back and look at the sky before saying anything(or something). In fact, if you can't just smile and nod at that then I'm kinda wondering what you would say.... Now if you'll excuse me, I need to cough half to death...
     
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  2. Yossarian

    Yossarian Yossarian Lives!

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    you are so weird!
     
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