Food Freedom Food

.....How about some freedom fries. I stumbled upon this, and after laughing for a good five minutes, I wondered if they could revert even farther back into childhood than they already have. Say...3 instead of 5. Time will tell, to be sure. heh, I'm going to go make me some Freedom toast. yum.

Freedom Food

 

hehehe yeah, that is brilliant

I love america hehe


anyone wanna freedom kiss?

 

Are there any cute girls who would like to do some freedom kissing?

 

Did you watch SNL last night they did a joke on this and it was funny. Freedom kiss, I have not even done a real one!

 

This is hilarious, I can't believe they are actually going with such childish actions,...... meheh Freedom poodles. Anyone got any others?

 

Well, continuing with the current theme...

Germany quickly invaded and occupied Freedom-Land in World War 2.

Freedom maid

 

ok the only thing I can come up with is when you say pardon my french, are we now sappost to say pardon my freedom???

 

Actually thats pretty astute there, Quistis, since we -do- have freedom of speech and can say whatever we want, even if others dont want to hear it.

 

Back in my day, saurekraut was called liberty cabbage! And then the Kaiser stole the word twenty, so we had to use dickety until we got it back! [/grampa]

 

Yes, I also remember hearing storys of how they turned the hamburger into "Salisbury Steak" during WWII, even though it was the same thing. They also called it the "Liberty Burger", which makes no sense.

 

Well they should change the name!

I don't want my gormet (wait I shouldnt say that, that word is FRENCH!!) meal at Burger King getting ruining by having to eat somthing erroniouly named after the French even though they didnt even invent them!

Ack

Whats the world comming to????

And one more thing! Loyal Americans, do not use those vile Arabic numerals ANYMORE!!! I propose that we invet a new system of numbers: Freedom Integers!!!

Never again will good American children be forced to learn the math system of the ENEMY!

::switches scarcasm generator to off::

Sorry about that all, I just couldnt take it anymore. Freedom Fries...

This makes Americans look like friggin idiots and, being an American, I dont like it.

 

Well, aren't america just great. They sure are number one, at being ****in idiots. I mean, come on. This is just retarded.
It is also true that there is a powerful institution run by the american goverment whose task is to literaly take over the world. I'm not joking. This could be their first step.

 

I agree, we Americans can sure be dumb. Surpassed only by the Irish....WHOOPS did I let that slip out. Bad Artemis! Bad!

And the US government is not trying to take over the world, just make it a better place. You cant believe everything you read in the Tabloids DL....

 

Comparing the irish to americans is pretty stupid. There are many moronic irish people, but there are many more and many dumber americans than irish. It's willfull ignorance. Obviously, not all americans are stupid, saying that would just be stupid. It's mainly the goverment I have a problem with anyway.
And the american goverment does have an agency dedicated to taking over the world. I don't read tabloids, ever, and I did not get that tidbit from one. America is only trying to make the world a better place for america, and the goverment doesn't seem all that keen on making it a better place for is people.

 

::holds up really big sign that says "IT WAS A JOKE!"::

lol, lighten up man.

 

::curls into ball in the corner and sings faint snatches of "I'm Proud to be an American" while sucking his thumb::

 

Let's not make any generalizations here: it's an assumption to call a country good OR bad. A country is made of people, and each person of that country is different, not matter what sort of stereotype is stamped on it.
I'm American, but as far as politics in this country go, I really don't know if they are trying to take over the world or not. If they are, they are morons for doing so. And in the process, they wouldn't tell us that or word it in that certain way. Let them sit in leather chairs and exhude regulations from their corrupt tongues for all I care, the only thing I truly allow to affect my life or decisions is my personal beliefs, not the dictations of some political body. I AM thankful that I am protected for being able to think that way, however. In the case that they are taking over the world and rule it with an iron fist, I am thankful for the time left of such an open freedom (not a joke for saying this, I'm dead serious).
Let's not involve all this bashing of each other, this was just supposed to be a quirky little joke thread, wasn't it?

 

www.newamericancentury.org is what DL is talking about I think

it isn't run by the goverment but it's membership does contain many high up goverment officials

 

"First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"
- William Shakespere

"Those who speak legal-ese" have always been regarded as a lower form of life. Shakespere called them sponges of compliments and honours. I'm inclined to agree. (NB: "lawyers" in the Bard's English is a general term for politicians)