Recreation From Corpses to Carats.

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  1. GenericHero5

    GenericHero5 All Ska Super Star

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    Makes you wonder...why and how someone could come up with an idea as stupid as this.

    [edit] And why someone as stupid as me would put it here =p [/edit]
     
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  2. Chi

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    I saw this at another board I go to. I was like ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. But now or days people will do anythig to make a buck.
     
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  3. Nephilim_X

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    And thus I have a new idea for taking over the world.

    We all know the "set up a laser on the moon" bit.

    But damn it all, some of them require massive diamonds as focusing lens if you follow bad B-movie logic.

    Thus what one does, is kill as many foes as possible, OR gather the dead bodies of henchmen killed by the secret agent who foils your plans. Have them turned into one massive diamond.

    Laugh as your foes aid in their homes destruction, or your henchmen actually help you for once.

    :D
     
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  4. neoblacklady

    neoblacklady ~*Tpyo Godedses*~

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    Im sorry...but I am sure you can find other ways to show your true love to a lost loved one .....Sick people trying to make a buck....and to me it sounds like if you have the money and you dont do this then you never really loved them.
    What is the matter with these people? They have sunk soo low just lower than scum...need to be wiped off the planet of the earth.:mad:
     
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  5. Izzy

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    Neph, a carbon laser made from real carbon-based life forms? The ideas are preposterous. I mean, you have ANY idea how big the diamond has to be? I'm pretty sure that the resulting diamond would be small from this process. You should just do what Scrooge McDuck did and get a whole bunch of coal, a piece of land in Africa, throw some peanuts on the ground, and let elephants have at it. It'll net about the same results. Heh.

    Anyway, it is pretty greusome. But, with all the new ways to send away loved one, it really doesn't come as much of a surprise...just a disturbance to my natural equilibrium. I'd much rather be shot out into space.
     
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  6. Nephilim_X

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    Have you seen how many henchmen die in a super-spy film???

    And as I'm a sci-fi buff, I'll be sure to equip them all with red shirts and storm-trooper helmets. There'll be so many corpses I'll have a spare!

    BTW, this is just a joke, Iz. that is, my bit about the diamond. Not the actual thing. This service DOES exist.
     
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  7. Izzy

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    Y'know, maybe I should have put jokey-smiley face :)D) so you could tell I know it's a joke. And I wouldn't be surprised if the service did exist. But, y'know...that's STILL a LOT of henchmen. Hehe.
     
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    Izzy, Oct 21, 2002
  8. Chi

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    Here it is folks Dead gems hda to dig this outta threads at another board I go to. Yes even you pet cat isn't safe form a life time wear. Guess this gives new meaning to the term cat show.
     
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    Chi, Oct 21, 2002
  9. Nephilim_X

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    If Mr Bond can't kill enough of my henchmen, thats when we find him a few love interests in the film. They'll die somehow, some way.

    Then there's always cemetary raids, the leftover bin at KFC...

    :drevil:
     
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