Recreation Funniest Moment in School

What was the funniest moment in school for you be it summer school or regular school.

Well here's mine let me set the senario

I was in a program class over the summer (I'm 13) and we are not allowed to use any instant messaging (network or otherwise)
and a student (known as Akshay)was using net messaging and got caught and here's how it goes

Akshay:*quickly turns of monitor when instructor was walking by*
Jason:What's that, Akshay.
Akshay:Oh , nothing
Student: Here Jason (teacher's name)*turns on monitor*
Jason:You stupid [censored] *removes computer from network* How do you walk with [censored] that big.

now tell you stories

 

heh that gotta be in science class in 8th grade (4-5 years ago) and we were creating some sort of wind powerplant and we needed soemthing to blow air at it so we got to borrow a vaccum cleaner and put it to blow and when we started it it began to burn

the whole school had to get out cause the fire alarm started

 

eheheh, i was the worst in school...

* i put on fire the trash can.

* there was this time when i spent all the freaking morning makin paper planes, then me and my friends covered the playing ground with about 130 airplanes

* remember those stink/fart bombs? well....

* i used to play domino with the lockers

i'd better stop before i get nostalgic...

 

To late for me... i did that, & then made an assualt course out of them, making the last part of the course involve jumping & shimmying along a stair banister was a bit foolish though :S OW!

I'll be back with better ones

 

When I was in fourth grade, I was in music class, and we had to go into the gym so that the instruments can be moved in. While we all sat against the wall, I was daydreaming, and all of a sudden, one of the boys in my class appeared in front of me, jumping in circles on his hands AND knees , and as he did it, he went, "heegh! Heerrrgh! Heegh! Heegh!" It was a very strange thing. The kid was acting like a monkey of some sort.


There were a lot of things that happened, but that was the most memorable.

 

lol

funniest moment was when our school had special guests and while the principle was showing them around the school and something appeared. It was a chicken. lol someone had brought a chicken to school and released it intentionally..! lol Its funny how the dean of students tried to catch the chicken who ran into a classroom

 

I got two, one is your average high school prank that in my opinion was very very stupid, and the other... ehh I'll explain.

1. Basically my friends had this idea where they would take large amounts of animal organs and spread them all over the place. They asked me to join them because I was the only one who knew a butcher who was willing to give us some fresh pig and cow Intestine (apparently he enjoyed pulling pranks back in his days). I originally want to stuff some of the intestines into a mannequin, cut it in half and make it look as if some one was murdered, gutted and cut in two, but I knew doing that would probably be next to impossible. So we spread lovely guts and put little pieces in the girls lavatories, the principles office, ****ING Sheehy's room, and so on. You could imagine what the place smelt like the next morning, with all the sweltering heat and all. The building had to be evacuated and cleaned up for a 3 days or so. Until then the freshman - junior students had to study at another high school in the next city during the duration of that period.

Luckily graduation was at the school, but it still smelled like ****...

2. I didn't see it personally, but one of my teachers went to the middle school, and as she approached the library, she saw two butt naked kids running down the hall. Later she found out those two kids were having sex in the library.
WTF! how the **** do you have sex i the library with people hearing it. God damn, what the **** are these kid turning into.

 

Well, it was last year, the last day of school, my friends were depress cuz their favorite teacher was retiring, so this boy in our class thought if he would...

1. Porpose to our MALE teacher.

2. Propose to all his MALE friends

it would cheer them up. It didn't, but I had a good laugh. It was so funny. Him running around proposing to all of them. LOL!

 

oh god the funniest was in eigth grade! I was working in teh sicence lab with my partner. We both were having trouble lighting the match so we asked this one guy to light it. He had a special alchohol on his finger and he didn't know. He lit his finger on fire!! i threw water at him adn it hit teh teacher who was behind him with water. The teacher began to walk away with the bucket and he slips and falls and the water bucket flies out of his ahnd adn it knocks over this bunsen burner and lights a table on fire!!! THe sprinklers come on getting every one completely soaked! oh gosh it was messy but boy was it funny!!

 

well, my bra fell off a couple of times durring school, athere was something today, a kid got his shirt stuck in his braces, and he couldnt get it out.

 

Well, loads of things have happened. My school only had two grades up until this year, and the two grades were 'IBO' classes- smart kids. So, there's a lot of 'smart' stuff jokes.

This year, it's got all the grades, so inevitably, stuff is happening more frequently. Couple of random examples...maybe not the funniest...

Walking down the hall, and suddenly I hear Chris, somebody whom I played football with, yell: "IT'S RAINING PENNIES!" and threw a penny up in the air.

I'm walking in the hall...again, and I hear the end of a conversation. I just go up to the people and add. "...Thus saving Christmas."

- There's a teacher named Mr. Horisburger- everybody calls him Horseburger.

That's all for now.

 

Well last year around the final exam time, someone threw SLURPEE stuff at me (the iced soda crap...) and I went totally BERSERK. I got a bottle of coke and dumped it ALL over the perosn's head. Everyone laughed, of course.

One time my friend had about thrity dollars so he bought about 30 bucks worth of cookies during our lunch hour. Needless to say we were all about a wee bit heavier next day.

The funniest thing ever was when I blew up a string of christmas lights and an ammeter at school during science class. I simply plugged it in, too. ^^;;

 

well........

I went asking out every girl, in my grade and the grade below, if they would go out with me...when each said no..I went to the guys and started...~_~ most of them said yes.....

 

Ah memories;

Friends playing foozball (Or twirly football as one of them called it) & one guy, Barbour, was winning 8-0 aganst Dom... he was going for a straight 10 wins yet Dom, the show offy guy that he is, started to beat him & won 10 in a row... Barbour, as usual, was furious & started punching the wall, Dom retorted "One day youre going to header that wall" Barbour, still angry, simply shouted "Ah'll 'one day' YOU" Thus headering the wall... unfortunatly he kinda put his head right through the wall... right up to his neck. Now as funny as it was, when the janitor found out after the ironic poster "**** happens" fell off reveiling the hole, turns out it had asbestos inside & we werent allowed in the common room for the rest of the year -_-

More soon

 

Was that in 7th when you said I love you to everyoneor was that another time that I don't remember

 

My spanish teacher from last year was a bit crazy.:glazed: :glazed: If you know what I mean. Anyway the guys in that class allways loved to mess around with her. One day they were going about there usual antics when she asked what does spoon in spanish Well some kid yelled out Chuhwawa(think that's how it spelled) At this time I'd like to add shes crazy over the Taco Bell Chowawa. so she gets out her Taco Bell neck key chain thing starts talking real fast and Spanish and then pretends to strangle the boy so were all laughing then she grabs her stuffed talking Taco Bell dog at the kid and it hits him and says Yo Quero Taco Bell so we start just laughing real hard and then my spanish teacher ran out of the room saying some stuff in Spanish you wouldn't want to say to any one who spoke Spanish and didn't come back till the next day.

 

Yes they so needed a bottle of coke on their head.

I remmeber the cookies...mmm..cookies. Man that was funny.

The funny thing that happend to me would be ummm, on the last day my teacher would be teacher at our school, a kid took a piece of his goodbye cake and smooshed it into his face. It was great. The teacher didnt mind tho. He said it was his last day and that this will always remind him of it, and he was laughing too. \

Also, they made the teachers dress up as girl ballerina once and it was weird but very funny.

 

oh lets see...i was a punk in school....the usual pranks...cherry bombs in teh toilets..stink bombs in the girls bathrooms...throwing rocks at the bees nest around the school just to get them angry...i think the most memorable thing was lighting fire crackers and throwing them at the seniors...

 

French; Ah the day two crows were fighting in mid-air outside the class window... they then swooped towards our class, one made it in through the window... the other twatted against the glass.

craft & design; where Barbour twas chiseling a mistake off his table, slipped & cut his thumb.. he gave it to me & i called him an idiot before i did the exact same thing :/

Tech; I set 6 "logic boards" on fire one day before the teacher realised there was a typo on the sheet

Maths; nothing happened in the actual classes... but seeing as we were locked out the common room (See other post) we decided to lock someone in the cupboard & unlock it before the class of 2nd years came in. He bust out & scared the hell outta those kiddies

English; We were so bored reading... a book(Shows how much attention i paid) then suddenly one guy jumped up & shouted "Look out there... a flying bird!" You'd be amazed on how may people rushed to the window

P.e; I remember hearing that someone tried to dodge doing P.e by climbing up the gymnist rope... & woulda suceeded but his arms got tired

Quadrangle; Ah human dominoes at the que for snacks, need i say more

 

well, this was a few weeks ago.

I was in my math class, doing my work when all of a sudden there was a fire drill. My teacher skidded across the room, startle by the fire drill. I almost jump out of my seat and yelled, "Holy sh*t!!!!"

Hehe. That would've been embarrissing if I did. ^_^x