Humour funny quotes from 2004 olympics

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  1. me_dreaming_zzz

    me_dreaming_zzz ¯\(º_o)/¯

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    1. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

    2. Boxing analyst: Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

    3. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse, and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

    4. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

    5. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes his balls and kisses them. Oh my god! What have i just said?!

    6. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.
     
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    me_dreaming_zzz, Sep 23, 2004
  2. Raven

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    lol

    I like the horse one :anime:
     
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    Raven, Sep 27, 2004
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    yeah i like the horse one as well, but my favourite is the 5th one ;)
     
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    me_dreaming_zzz, Sep 27, 2004
  4. Nephilim_X

    Nephilim_X New Member

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    o_O

    Are these real?
     
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    Nephilim_X, Sep 27, 2004
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    Spiggy Freak of Nature

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    LOL!! :p

    Even if they aren't real, they're not bad at all!
     
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    Spiggy, Sep 27, 2004
  6. Kain

    Kain Plaything of Doom

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    Heh heh heh, i second that, some of them are really funny. I'd love to hear a recording fo some of these things to hear them for myself.
     
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    Kain, Sep 29, 2004
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    The 5th one made me laugh out loud. Because the commentator acknowledged he/she said something funny.
     
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    Ciel, Oct 1, 2004
  8. Yossarian

    Yossarian Yossarian Lives!

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    it's hard to believe the fifth one was said but it was funny non the less. :eek:
     
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    Yossarian, Oct 2, 2004
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    I guess I have a poor sense of humor because I didn't really find any of these that funny, real or not. :p The fifth one is pretty humorous I guess... but... yeah, s'about it.

    I guess I just suck or some such. :p
     
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    Dante, Oct 2, 2004
  10. Jaken

    Jaken Coin Locker Baby

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    I found the 5th one to be humorous. The others, not so much, but gave me a chuckle. MDZzz, Are they real? o_o Where did you get um? Like Kain said, it would be funny to hear a recording.
     
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    Jaken, Oct 25, 2004
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    i got them from http://www.mistupid.com/people/page075.htm and it says that they are real;) but they dont have the recordings.
     
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    me_dreaming_zzz, Oct 26, 2004

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