Naruto Game: Things that Naruto characters would never say.

Okay. Just think up some phrases that you would never hear the characters of Naruto say. Aaaand, GO!

Chouji: Pork chops? No thanks, I'm on a diet.
Shikamaru: Let's play tag, everyone! You're it! Haha!
Sakura/ Ino: What to wear, what to wear...
Naruto: I think I'll take a break from ramen. Have you tried asparagus?
Shino: Aaah! A spider!
Gaara: Group hug!
Lee: Awww, do I HAVE to, Gai- sensei?
Jiraiya: Just look at the clothes on this girl! Has she got no decency? Hey, cover up, young lady!

 

Sig= too big
Sakura:Lets Get it on all funky like yea.. I just like that yea.. lemme join in.. yea..

 

Naruto:I hate Ramen
SASUKEH I JUST LOVE MY OLDER BROTHER iTACHI HE'S THE BEST
Kakashi:Where did I get this book ehh i'm throwing it out.
Sakura:Ino you can Have Sasuke he's ugly.
(I'll only do team 7 for now)

 

Naruto: Fine, Sasuke. You win.
Sakura: Naruto will you go out with me?

Naruto: Want to go get some ramen, sasuke?
Sasuke: Sorry I can't. Itachi is teaching me some techniques later!

Lee: Thats to HARD.

Kakashi: Sorry Im a bit early today guys.

Gaara: Lets recycle!

Yah thats all I can think of at the moment. Hope the ferrets dont eat you alive.

 

All females say that...

Naruto: I never want to become hokage.
Sakura: I like my forehead.
Sasuke: Naruto, you are better then me.
Kakashi: Where is everybody? *looks at watch* Oh I am early.

Gai: Kakashi, you are no longer my rival.
Rock Lee: I hate you, Sakura.
Neji: I will protect the main branch with my life.
Hinata: I love you, Naruto.

Asuma: I have quit smoking.
Choji: I am full.
Ino: Sakura I like your forehead.
Shikamaru: I am afraid of shadows.

 

I know MANY fanfic authors who would disagree with you on this. Oh, and by the way...

Hinata - Naruto! You, in my pants, NOW!

 

lmao nice one. Your right, they would wouldn;t they? Im only following up to ep 108. thats all Ive seen. Ill put down some more I suppose.

Neji: Im sorry Hinata...will you ever forgive me?
Naruto: Sorry, im a hypocrite.
Sasuke: Yes ill go out with you (insert random girl), Ill live only for you!
Jiraiya: Im looking for someone my age, maybe a heavier build.
Gai: I give up. YOU win kakashi!

 

*pats head* It's okay.

Reading yours I thought of something....

Sasuke: That's my ninja way.

even

Neji: That's my ninja way.

 

How about this one,

Temari - "Yeah, Gaara's not all that great."


P.S. Don't feel so bad, Ashika, I've only watched the english dubs on Toonami and read a bit of the manga. Boohoo.

 

Im an idiot, so..yah! Don't apologize ^^ hehe. Ok I found some of these online, an some are mine.

Naruto: I give up. I'm never going to accoplish my dreams!!!
Sasuke: I wish I had eyebrows like Rock Lees. Maybe then Sakura would like me.
Orochimaru: I don't feel like being evil today.
Orochimaru: SNAAAKE! Get it off get it off!
Kakashi:*takes off mask and smiles*

Yondaime: Luke...*cough* I mean Naruto, I am you father!
Naruto: But your dead how are you even talking to me?
Yondaime: Errrrm...gtg k thx bi *dissapears in a flash of yellow*

Jiraiya: I feel guilty for always spying on these young ladies.
Sasuke: I'm so happy, I just wanna frolic!
Naruto: I don't wanna be Hokage anymore. I wanna be God.
Itachi: Sasuke...it's been so long, like OMG! Come here and give your older brother, a warm, loving hug! *squeal*

 

After waching tonight's ep on Toonami...

Kakashi, Kabuto and Orochimaru - "Who cares about Sasuke anyway?"


Shikamaru - "I've gotta fight Gaara? Holy crap, I'm gonna die! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!* *breaks down and starts crying*
Hinata - "Don't be such a wimp. Show some backbone!"

 

I know, but they always wear the same outfit [probably for drawing convenience] & yet they care so much for their appearance.

 

Ino: Well bugger Sakura..T_T
Sakura: What is it?
Ino: I just noticed I am horribly ugly.
Sakura: Your not ugly Ino..I think your beautiful.
Ino: Weally?
Sakura: Yeah!
Ino: AMIGAWD! I'M A QUEER!

 

Tsunade:*singing* "I'm A *****! I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother,---"
Orochimaru: 'AAAAH Snake! Getitoff! Getitoff!'
Jiraiya: I've decided to quit being a writer, & follow my lifelong drem of climbing Mt. Bigrock!

 

To revive the stupidity.

Sasuke: *breaks out into The Sound of Music* The hills are alliiiiiiveeee......

Naruto: Lets go frog catching (This pertains to naruto's summoning ability)

Rock Lee: I think now that my body is crushed, ill become a carpenter.

Kakashi: This is my twin. Ochimaru.