Humour Ghost stories gone bad!

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  1. Star Princess

    Star Princess Haters are retarded.

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    Have you ever read or listened too a ghost story that was suppose to be scary, but it turned out to be funny; just by the way it sounded?
     
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  2. Desolated Neko

    Desolated Neko New Member

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    xD Haha...now that you mentioned it I did. I just read one recently from the Manga Hana Kimi...Okay heres how it goes..oO;; It might not be as funny when you read it without pics but here goes anyways.

    "Once a man brought eight dumblings from a local market and he was on his way home to eat it. The dumblings were nicely sacked in order 2 by 4 (Picture) in a ordinary takeout box. As the man was walking home, and since the aroma of the dumblings were so tempting he decided to take a shortcut through the alley way. Then suddenly he heard foot steps that were not his own, following him. He turned around and glanced around the alley and saw nothing but empty streets and the dim headlights. But for some reason the man decided to check his dumblings, as he did....he counted, there were only 7 dumblings! :eek: That scared him alittle but he didn't think it was that big of a deal. It probably fell out or something he mumbled to himself. So he continued walk deeper into the alley and then another sound hit him. He gasped for a sharp breath and his entire head were filled with perspiration. He checked the box of dumblings again but there were only 6 left. The man was deep in fear, so he took off on a run but the steps that he heard following him earlier were running as well. He ran faster, but so did the foot steps. THe man was exhausted so he decided to stop for a while. As he did, he check the dumblings again but this time there were only 5 left! Panicking, he glanced around the alley for any sign of another figure. But No one was around expect for him. He heard another sound and he checked the box again but this time there were only 4 dumblings left! The sound of his heart pumping blood suddenly accelerated toward his ears. The man continued to walked down the alley cause his house is only a few more steps. Another sound striked him again..In the abyss of fear the man reached for the lip of the box and opened it again to check on the dumblings but this time there were NONE LEFT!! The man screamed and threw the box before his feet. And all the dumblings fell out. They were stuck to the lid of the box :D (Picture). "
     
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  3. jakotsu chan

    jakotsu chan Nevermore!

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    LOL thats funny
     
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  4. Sanyu

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    That's a strange story...? Dumplings of all subjects :confused:
    I have a horror movie I saw and I was just laughing through the whole thing it was so dodgey! Jeepers Creepers. Like when he throws the body in the back of the van, scary music (or silence, i dont quite remember..?) was in the background, the creeper closes the van's boot door, and then the music stops or something and he opens it again and chucks the head in, closes it again; all from the view of inside the van. Might not sound funny but it was at the time :p And my friend said that when she watched teh Exorcist for the first time it was hell scary, but when she watched it a second time with the thought of it being humorous, it was hilarious. See it with thoughts of humor unless you like having nightmares. ^^

    --Beauty :catgirl:
     
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