Humour HAD to share

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This should warrent its own thread. I laugh a lot at work because there are plenty of funny people but I have never laughed as hard as I did one day.

I have been sick. It has to do with my equilibrium. Basically it is off and I have had spats of dizziness, nausea, and disorientated feeling. Could happen because of an ear infection (which I don't have) but this is part of the story anyway. This has sololy to do with me there is no medical advice here.

On Monday over a week ago now I went to work. I was feeling a little better. I talked to a few co-workers. Here is how it went.

Co-worker 1: Hey, (*taps me on the shoulder) I think I got your illness.
Me: You can’t get my equilibrium embalancement.
Co-worker 2: (Over hears and comes over) I think I also got your illness also.
Me: (I was like wtf?) You CAN"T get my equilibrium embalancement.
C2: No, I caught your ear infection.
Me: (Laughing my head off and barely being able to stand up)
C2: What?
Me: (Saying this in-between laughs) Ear infections are not contagious
Others hear and you can hear us laughing all over the building

C3: I doubt she rubbed her ear wax all over you. Even then. (shakes head)

The rest of the day was a blast.

For example:

Don't work by so and so they have an ear infection.

Then the next day.

C2: Do ear infections itch? Mine does.
Co-worker (I don't know): Wtf? *walks away shaking his head*