Hello Everyone.

Hihi! -/Pokes them all and smiles/-
I was looking around and I came across ATM.
You all seemed so kind.. and intelligent.
[...I browsed around a little, of course..]
( : So here I'am...All signed up,
Hello! nice to meet'cha! ^ - ~

 

Welcome there!

Please read the stickies to avoid banning

Read the rules, behave and have fun!

Enjoy your stay,

Yours Truely, Teddz

 

Welcome aboard....

What Teddz has already said is valid and worth knowing about

Enjoy your stay

*Salute* cya around

 

A n00b poking an elder?

I must rectify the situation.



Welcome aboard.

 

HahaHA.
Are you trying to scare me off? Or is that you sincere welcome?
Don't make me pity you.

 

Uh, thats about all the welcome you get from me.

You said you looked around first.

 

Yes, but that doesn't mean I studied everyone's personality. It was just a glimpse I saw, hence -browsed- You must have been under the rocks or something? Sorry I didn't notice you. :/

 

Every word in this sentence is a link which will let you peer into my twisted mind.

 

-Smiles innocently-
You don't worry or even phase me.
What you ' spit ' out Is nothing close to sick and twisted.
Shine the light into my life, and ill show you something horrifying.
But don't take me the wrong way, I have nothing against you.
You amuse me. -sits back and laughs-

 

I said twisted mind, not evil mind.

Righto people, we've got a class 3 n00b. The "I'm so tough and scary" variety. Lock n load.

 

Thats not true ; - ; I'mma sweet girl.
I'm not just going to bend over and take it, as is.
Sorry I wont roll over for you, I'm not your *****.

 

There aren't enough 's to reply to this one.

And who said I wanted to make you my *****?! Simply as it stands, n00b poking is a time honoured tradition, one which when breached is not taken lightly.

 

Oh well... -slouches and shrugs- Sorry I poked you.
Can you get over this? lol.

 

okay i think this thread has gone on long enough now.

 

Why hello there, aren't you all big-for-your boots. You have the unique honour of being the first n00by n00b I have greeted here for quite a long time. Don't that jes make you vomit repeatedly with glee? I had planned to make the first greeting to be one of exemplary promise, much greater than the average level of wit and cop, but pfff I guess I'll have to make do.
Aren't you the spooky one? That, of course, was a rhetorical question. The answer is no. You seem to me to be an attention *****, to be frank, and we've had more than a few attention *****s pass through this site. Their whoring ways lasted not long, they either repented or left. You, I assure you, shall be no different. Now run off and play with your happy little goth friends, and say how the people on the internet don't truly understand you, and how much you like attempting suicide.
Oh yeah, and welcome to M2A, land of hope and dreams.

 

ahhhh.....Don't mind neph.....he....don't bite....really. Well anyway welcome to M2A. Enjoy your stay. Atleast i hope u do

 

What gives you the idea I'm out for attention? I thought I made it apparent with my actions. I hardly post, and I could careless about some insignificant, bastard, who's trying to jerk off all over my intro thread. And for you, in here acting all arrogant and ignorant, Trying to prove your manhood or something... Is Just stupefying, shut the hell up! You make no sense anyway.

Thanks for your welcomes everyone else, I appreciate it.

 

lol, welcome prot., don't take everything here seriously... and don't try to defend yourself all the time

taking a joke is the best way to survive here...

 

See, Prot... your biggest mistake was that you took my gag greeting seriously. Get a sense of humor.

If we truly did not like you and wanted to get rid of you, you would be banned.

Now shut up, and go post.