Humour Help me write my Wikipedia entry

Our boards.jp wiki is looking a little sparse, and so I've decided we need to start filling it out. First I'd like to get my wikipedia entry out of the way. But to do that, I want YOUR help.

See, I don't want some silly generic "NEPH IS FROM CANADA AND LIKES ANIME" entry or any such nonsense. I want some of the most illustrious entries from my posting history to be mentioned; I want some of my shticks mentioned; the whole nine yards.

But I don't want it to be biased. I could easily mention the Poking Tank or that time I was banned and plunged the board into civil war, but those are the obvious choices. I want to know what others really remember, like that time I went into the chatroom drunk.

So here's what I want you to do: Write an honest little (preferably funny) blurb about me, and if you care to do some work, links to your favourite Neph posts. I'll be taking snippets of the funniest ones and incorporating them into my wiki entry.

 

http://www.boards.jp/forums/showthread.php?t=16402

This was my first thread when i started coming to this wonderful place. And Neph decided to grace me with hi input. OK, not grace but it input anyhow. I thought i twas funny though, even though the thing was closed just 2 days later.

http://www.boards.jp/forums/showthread.php?t=17043

OK, secondly. This one caught my attention. The thing about the gym was a classic. And I expected nothing less from this guy. I found it funny but i dont know if there is anyone else who does.

P.S.- i dont know if this is what you meant. I tried and if nots what you meant, sorry. I will say this though, I heard aboutt his civil war that happened(obviously before my time) and this, i've got to hear about. just reading about it makes me laugh. Again, sorry if its not what you wanted.

 

The thread where everyone was arguing over your bannage. It had a list posted by a mod that was... well, huge. All your posts.

 

Alright, I'm gonna be as honest as I can be here.

When I first saw Neph, I didn't think of him much. It was in a thread where he and Valant Rapitor were debating something, way back in July last year.

After awhile, I'd heard a little more from him, but not much. I had the opinion by then that he was pretty cool, and a good debater.

Somewhere along the line, I don't remember where, I heard a lot of bad things about him, like, he's evil, or mean, or scary, or whatever. I heard a fair bit about how he was such a horrible person, enough that I was kinda scared when he suddenly put me on his MSN list.

First convo?

Him: Hello
Me: Umm... why did you put me on your contact list?
Him: For fun!
Me: Why does that scare me?
Him:

Anyway, after awhile of talking to him, I started realizing that he's not all that bad. As bad as I'd heard he was, he's actually a pretty nice guy. He may be a bit more... abrubt... than a lot of the people I know, he's an okay guy.

So, obviously, you've got to peer past the front he puts up, to see the person he really is. He's got his moments of [post=208113]happiness[/post], [post=208123]anger[/post], and even [post=212557]perversion[/post] (sorry, mods only on this one )

 

if you posted all the sarcastic and humorous comments online that nephs made youd have a bok....so why is everyone having a hard time choosing