Humour Holy cow!

Hindu: you worship your cow.

Jewish: you worship the one, true invisible cow.

Muslim: Same as above, but Mohammad is the last person to milk the cow. You are not allowed to have pictures of this event, or to drink fermented milk.

Catholic: The one true cow had a calf. Every sunday, you eat the calf and drink its blood.

Protestant: The one true cow had a calf. If you believe this, you will go to heaven; if not, you will go to hell.

Buddhism: the cow is just an illusion which will cause you pain. The way to salvation is to stop wanting a cow.

Taoism: you, the cow, and the grass it eats are all part of the same thing. If you eat the cow, you eat a part of yourself.

New Age: you own an extremely odd-looking cow, which has been created by sewing together cast-off parts of other people's cows.

 

XD Cow humor. At first I wasn't sure if i was to take it seriously or not. o_o I like "the cow is just an illusion which will cause you pain. The way to salvation is to stop wanting a cow." Did you make um up?

 

Heh, I was wondering for a moment at what you meant, but I see now.

But you forgot one.

Athiesm: There is no cow.

 

...I was actually eating a hamburger when I read this too...

Anyway, love it. Especially the New Age cow bit, and like Jaken, I have to ask...did you make this up?

 

I was eating nothing while reading this and not only do I want m&m's right now, but now I want a cheese burger what you guys do to me! but interesting cow beliefs and stuff, I personally would never drink it's blood *gags*

 

For those curious, no I didn't make it up, I swiped it from SB.

 

lol thats quite funny, ..lol stop wanting the cow...hahaha

 

Hah! Cows rule!

 

The hole thing was really funny... the title was a good one for the joke. I was thinking of a burger when I read this...