Humour How many members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

 

*sniggers then bursts into uncontrollabe laughter*

The sad thing is... that sounds like a (almost) possible scenario.

 

so funny.
in my opinion it probably could happen.

its is very fuuny good job Nephilim_X..

 

Hehehe, that is pretty good... XD

But you forgot the 1 n00b that asks the question "How many members does it take to change a lightbulb?" because he "missed the original thread" on the first page of the forum.

But.. yeah, as everyone said, that sounds definitely like something that would happen. >P

 

Er, exactly how much free time do you have Neph?

Very interesting none the less.

 

rofl!. you only forgot the 30 others who post "i agree!"

 

What about the 10 others that say btw this is my #### post! woohoo! lots of fun neph!

 

A (almost) possible scenario????

It is a scenario that's why it's funny

Hilarious (can anyone else spot the irony of us all posting here, myself including)

 

hehe it may be ironic but tis still brilliant!!

 

I agree.

 

Hahahaha!!!
I get it!!
And I usually don't get things!!
Funny Stuff!!

 

it was cute, i have to admit it~

 

so... How many members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

lol thats soooo funny, but i realy do wonder how many it would take.

 

Probably only one. I know I can do it without any help at all, so there's your answer right there.

 

If you made it a public event here, then it should take more than just one.

It takes too many, much more than the effort warrents. It is like Congress: Thirty days to make insant coffee.