How to cure a Hiccup

YES! The patented, vietnamese doctor cure for a hiccup, provided to me many years ago by my Veitnamese bud and his Doktor Dad.

All you need is a single, tall glass of water. From there it's easy. Take a good sized swallow of the water (not too much you need to take at least 10 gulps from the glass), breathe in, breathe out, swallow another gulp, breathe in, breathe out, swallow, in, out, swallow, in, out (I know this sounds like a porno, but work with me here), swallow, in, out, swallow, in, out, and continue until you have polished off the glass. Use a second glass if necessary. If that fails stop, otherwise you'll explode from drinking too much water.

The secret lies in the complete breath you take inbetween swallows.

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And that is how you cure a hiccup.

[bows and leaves]

~W

 

Whenever I get hiccups I just hit my head on something like a bed or couch and it stops it right there.

 

isn't hiccups caused by to much breathing and is a way fro the body to rid itself of the xtra air?...ME know a way to get rid of hiccups...drink some pickle juice breat and then drink it again...what..it works

 

I thought it was caused by an air bubble getting lodged somewhere in your throat so your body tries to drive it out by doing hiccups or something. That would explain why hitting my head on something clears it up.