Recreation How to prevent getting the flu.

So, all in all, another way of not getting the flu (and being a lot more friendly on your liver) is to stay on BJP as much as possable. Congrats Ragnarok, you've just discovered another use for this site.

"BJP: Helps fight flu!"

 

If that's true then I'm going to mix and match to double the effect-> Boozing while Browsing BJP!!

I'm never going to get sick again!!

~W

 

The only problem is muscle atrophy from disuse. Get some excercise once in awhile. I myself do this by having a (nearly) full time job. Solves the problem rather nicely, except people don't seem to think having a job is work.

 

Sitting all day at home slows down your metabolism, which makes u put on weight. If u do no excersice, your body will become weaker. Weak body will catch flu easily when u go to work.

About alcohol:

Alcohol IS a depressant. Thats why "stay away from stress" line will not work if you drink alcohol.

When u r drunk, your body burns alcohol instead of burning calories from food. Result--> u put on weight.

Alcohol makes your body dehydrated, which leads to headaches and bad skin.

If u r drunk your body cannot rest properly, so "good rest" is out of the question

Alcohol affects your intelligence (not in a good way). Think: Barney and Homer from "The Simpsons".

There is no medical proof that drinking every day will prevent flu XD

 

You could sit at the computer all day, with DDR on the side.
That solves to exercise problem. Unless, of course... you don't like DDR. If you don't, then...

... I got nothin'. ^_^

 

You could also take a bunch of speed, zip your self into a tighty sealed room. Make sure it stays room temp all the time. Only drink water and eat bread. You need the speed to stay away to watch out for those crazy bugs comming after you to give you the flue! That may seems a bit crazy, but... what would you rather have a social life or a healthy life?

Or you could just be healthy, wash your hand a lot, stay away from those who are sick, eat right, and drink enough fluids.

 

Yes, I would definately recommend taking hallucigenics to avoid getting the flu, right after I'm off this PCP high and the Acid I dropped works it's way out of my system I'll give it a shot. After that its on to dropping E cut with heroin and spending my days petting the soft, soft walls of my padded cell, yes... yes... Free of the flu, hmmm, yes... so soft...

Booze wont do anything except make you happy and since I'm quickly becoming the site alcoholic lemme state that happiness helps lead one to better health...

...Unless you get too happy. Then you find yourself with a headache and stomachache hovering over that toilet bowl in a Motel 6 at three in the morning wondering just where the night went wrong.

~W

 

Makes you wonder what you've been up to on your time off. Wanna know how not to catch the flu. Ever seen the movie Bubble Boy? That ought to give you some idea.