Humour i got a funny story.post funny stories of things that have happened to you.

post somthing that happened to you.

:anime: ive got a pretty funny story for everyone ok here it goes.today me and my brother were talking in the kitchen while he was eating a sandwich,he was almost done with his sandwich so he decided to throw the rest of the ham from his sandwich to the dog.i got on my knees and was trying to get the ham before my dog,i missed the first piece,then he threw another piece at me and my dog i went for the piece with my mouth and my dog snapped at the piece of ham and bit my tongue,i jumped up ran to the bathroom in shock and then started to spit blood out of my mouth,then i looked at my tongue and saw that my dog had bit a hole through my tongue,straight through it. :anime: :anime: kind of embarassing but very funny.

tell me your stories ok.


also i have pictures of my tongue right after it happened.but there not developed yet,as soon as they are i'll post them.

 

this wasnt funny but more so of an embarrisment that i dont mind now to share. i was in PE class and we were learning about amounts of blood in organs and muscles when exercising. teacher wanted us to get a better idea of blood flow to the head, so we had to knee on our chairs and bend over the back of the seat. Now being the smallest in the class of 6 footers i found this quite hard (5ft) cos everyone was using their hands to steady themselves. I thought this was a gd idea so I tried too. unfortunately i ended up putting too much weight leaning over to reach the floor n flipped over causing all the tables and chairs move making way for my arse. n ofcourse no one would leave the whole situation that whole day. grrr. :sad:

 

wow that is embarassing but funny anyway dont be embarassed to tell any storie's i mean its not like i know you,mine was pretty embarassing but the funny out weighed the embarassing.oh yeah and my tongue feel's much better the hole in it healed up. :anime:

 

heh u should have stuck some stud or ring...free piercing!

 

i know i thought about that :anime: but i didnt want to have a hole in my tongue it felt kinda wierd.but hey if you want a pierced tongue my dog can do it for free.lol :anime: .