I suck at naming things.

I've been meaning to put some of this stuff into a journal entry for a while now, but I kept forgetting. Well here goes.

Volleyball Mayhem

For P.E., we sometimes get the volleyballs and nets out and a group of people usually play a game on one half of the basketball court while other play basketball on the other half. People like me just prefer to walk in the stands. There was one game one day where the people playing volleyball just stop caring for the rules, so they started hitting the ball crazily. They served the ball ready hard so that it flew way up into the stand and almost hit a lot of people. They also started kicking it at the net just for fun. Sometimes they actually did what you could call a game of volleyball in this period where people did a lot of spikes and people got hit in the head a lot. This was all done with the P.E. teacher there not doing anything. I wonder how that guy keeps his job...

Also, this guy called "the one man volleyball team" came one day and we had a lot of matches against him. First a team of 6 junior and senior girls fought him and lost like 2 to 11. Then a team of 6 junior and senior guys played against him. Somewhere in the middle of the match, he decided to let the team get 3 more people down there and they still lost like 11 to 21. Then, he played a third game where he played against EVERY JUNIOR AND SENIOR GUY. 300 and something on 1. You may think it might be easy for the mob to win, but it's actually very hard for them to win. All he has to do is hit the ball in their area and it'll bounce off of someone's head and go out of bounds. Not only that, they couldn't see the serves very well. They got beat like 4 to 11. Then he played against 6 of our teachers. Only 5 had been picked so the students picked another to play. It was some old geyser science teacher. During the match, the guy served the ball once and hit the old geyser science teacher (male) in the crotch really hard.

The guy had no taste in music though.

The Black History Month Show Thingy

Today we had this assembly for Black History Month. Yay. I find it really ironic that they were showing events about slaves and their troubles rather than the high points and helpful things that black people did. Near the beginning of the presentation, some really fat black woman sat in the row in front of me. But before she actually sat down, I was sure she wouldn't even fit! I mean she was so side it looked like if she tried to sit down she would just sit on the two arm rests because she was so big. When she did get in, I expected her to get stuck and not be able to get up. When I looked at her, I noticed she was kinda sweating. Later, I looked at her again and saw a lot more sweat on her. Now, I'm not one who doesn't like fat people, but when you're so fat that just sitting down makes you sweat, something needs to be done. At one point, a couple ballerina looking girls came out and started "dancing". I swear to hell, it looked like they were having muscle spams. At one point, one was supposed to stand still for the other's solo, but couldn't even do that because of the muscle spasms! Somewhere during the presentation, everyone stood up for I don't know why. Surprisingly, the woman was able to stand up too. She told me to stand up, but I didn't because I don't favor one race over the other. After they were done standing up for I still don't know why, she wanted me to tell her my name. I asked her why. She said just because she's asking. I reluctantly told her knowing that she would probably try to send me to the office or something. And she did. I waited for like 2 hours for my turn to speak to one of the assistant principals, and when it came he called that person to find out why she sent me here. She said that I didn't stand up, and that when she asked me my name I didn't tell her even though she said she was a substitute teacher.

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1: She never said she was a sub, and 2: I DID tell her my name. I even said it a second time while we were at the office and I was about to wait for the 2 hours for my turn. Here's something I gotta say about the not standing up thing. You make a White history month, an Asian history month, an European history month, a South American history month, an Australian history month, and whatever else people can be and give all of them a presentation like that one, and THEN I'll stand up for something other than the flag ceremony thing.

Basically, I got I.S.S. on Monday for "not telling a 'known sub' my name" even thought I DID, and she never said she was a sub. The assistant principal didn't do anything to me for the not standing up part, so I'm not gonna bother him. But if I ever see that sub alone I'm gonna make a hell on earth and put her in it for lying and just generally being a bastard.